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Claudia Donovan (knocknockclauds) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2014-07-03 00:32:00

Entry tags:

alison hendrix, claudia donovan, clint romanoff/hawkeye, harry lockhart, hatter, regina mills, sam winchester

No evil douchewads of Heaven or Hell varities
OMG NO ONE TOLD ME PLAYING MOM WAS THIS STRESSFUL GUYS! It isn't even noon yet and Aiden has: Discovered the stairs, hid out in the cabinets under the kitchen sink, and "look, Dia! bubbles!"....handsoap, dipensed all over the bathroom.

Hatter, we're going to the store. This house needs better babyproofing now that he's IN ALL THE THINGS OMG.

Moms! Halp! What baby proof-y things do I need? I'm making a list!

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	mostresilient 2014-07-02 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	I would suggest purchasing locks for all the cabinets that are within his reach and a gate for the stairs. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-02 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Gate is sooo the first thing on the list. I swear, he's trying to give me a heart attack today. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	imnotlegolas 2014-07-02 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	You are making me worried as to what Nik will be getting into in a few months. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-02 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	BE AFRAID, CLINT! BE VERY AFRAID! Seriously, every potentially dangerous, hazardous, or mess thing at the warehouse? Store it, lock it up, and block it off. Omgggg (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2014-07-02 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	I AM! HIS MOTHER IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SPIES IN MY WORLD! So that'll be fun to look forward to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-03 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Thankfully those things are taunt and not embedded in genetics?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imnotlegolas 2014-07-03 01:36 am UTC (link)
	God I hope so else I'm doomed Claudia. DOOMED. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-03 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	My fingers are crossed for you, Clint! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	passthehat 2014-07-02 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	I can teleport, how is he still faster than me?! Are we sure he doesn't have teleporting powers? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-02 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	TODDLER, HATTER! THEY ARE SNEAKY! Weeeeell, he IS an artifact baby, anything is possible?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	passthehat 2014-07-02 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	NOTHING SHOULD BE THIS SNEAKY! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-03 01:35 am UTC (link)
	It's like having a miniPete, all the "no", "don't", "stop", "quit", "NO AIDEN DON'T TOUCH THAT!". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	passthehat 2014-07-03 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	He's learning to say why too. I cannot deal with the why! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-03 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	So far, "because" works. Give it awhile and that will fail but for now he's accepting the brush off if you have no legit answer! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	passthehat 2014-07-03 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	Children are scary and weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-04 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Agreed. [Hatter] I miss Myka. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clauds passthehat 2014-07-04 12:03 pm UTC (link)
	I know, me too. But you're doing an amazing job with him. She'd be proud of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hatter knocknockclauds 2014-07-04 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	You really think so? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clauds passthehat 2014-07-04 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	I know so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hatter knocknockclauds 2014-07-04 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just glad you're still here. I'd be a mess without you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clauds passthehat 2014-07-04 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	I'm definitely still here and I have no intention of leaving. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Hatter knocknockclauds 2014-07-04 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	Good. I think I'd tottally lose it if I lost you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bad_narrator 2014-07-03 01:08 am UTC (link)
	You should find a babysitter. So you can take a break. How old is he? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-03 01:37 am UTC (link)
	IDK when he got so...MOBILE! He's one a half. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bad_narrator 2014-07-04 11:21 am UTC (link)
	They get moving pretty quick, yeah. I missed a lot of that stage, though, with my niece, or i'd have some advice for you. I lived with my brother the first two years and then off and on later on, to you know, help him out and stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-04 03:08 pm UTC (link)
	How old is your niece? That's pretty cool of you, Harry, bet your brother appreciated it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bad_narrator 2014-07-04 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Chloe was ten when I last saw her. So she'd be like... 12 now. Except the Seal sends you right back where you were, so she'd still be ten. But, when it's 2014 back home, she'll be 19. I think he did, sometimes. Appreciate it, I mean. Other times, I think I just drove him nuts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-05 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	The Seal complicates the simple questions. Isn't that half the point of siblings? To annoy the crap out of each other. (Reply to this) (Parent)

ex_demonbloo908
2014-07-03 05:10 am UTC (link)

Moms aren't the only ones who know a thing or two about baby proofing houses.

Make sure you get covers for electrical outlets, hinges that make it impossible for babies to get into cabinets, plastic security gates to keep him from going into areas of the house you're not comfortable with him being in, and as a general rule try and keep any potentially dangerous items in far away places that he can't reach. Countertops, high tables, shelves - as far as you can get them.

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	knocknockclauds 2014-07-03 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	Fair! ...oh god, I didn't even think about the outlet covers. I AM SO BAD AT THIS, SAM! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	suburbsclone 2014-07-03 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Young children are naturally curious, so in addition to ensuring that your home is as child-proofed as possible, I highly recommend that you provide a constant activity for Aiden as well. If he has something to occupy himself with, then he won't go searching for messes to get into. How old is he? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-03 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	I've been trying to keep him busy with toys and stuff but he's definitely losing interest lately. He's one and a half. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	frostandsnow 2014-07-03 10:53 am UTC (link)
	Pssh, I say its all an excuse to be lazy kids never used to be proofed against, you just had to watch them. That said Emily will find ways around whatever we do so I mostly let Sam do what he wants with it all. Keeps him happy (Reply to this) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-03 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	Lazy, or paranoid, maybe. I clamin the paranoid side! Ruby, I'm so bad at this. I'm just the aunt! I don't know how to mom! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	frostandsnow 2014-07-04 01:26 am UTC (link)
	You think I know how to Mom?? Like, even slightly. She's tiny and belligerent and frequently wants things. But is cute enough that she mostly gets the things. When tinier and needier I mostly just tried to anticipate stuff she'd want. Or why she was crying. Or what random words were she decided were things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knocknockclauds 2014-07-04 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	I think given you've done it all this time now, you know more than me! (Reply to this) (Parent)