War Is Coming Communications.

[LINDSEY]
So.

[AVA]
I think I need to move out asap. You get why? I don't want to eat your sweet ice creamy chipmunk cheeks and-

What is this strange device?

[ooc: Ruby accidentally compelled Sam into thinking that he is Oberon, the king of all fairies. Whoops?]

Vampires. You suck. You just do and I don't mean that ironicly. How the hell much longer do I have to put up with this crap because I don't want it anymore. I never did...Screw this.

I had better plans for this week than being a fuc...

Forget it, we're fixing it, we're researching, I know I know.

[Sam]

I need it

tnr s out alkohl dooesn"t hlp blooood cvrains,jus t malkeds em woirse bicaus eno mre inhbitionns

I know this might now be a popular idea, but I'm wondering if we have safety precautions for the new vamps? Because crosses only work if you're faithful, at least where I'm from. And do we have a stockpile of holy water just in case any accidental bites?

I'm pretty sure that it might not work with all situations, but it's better than nothing in case some of the ones here can roll others.

I'm so much better with the dead than the undead but...

Has anyone seen my shoe? I lost it. And...a lot of other stuff, too.

[Filtered to witch/wizard/magic types]
You guys haven't had any spells go off the wrong way lately, have you?

I'm not accusing you of being responsible for this situation, but we've had magical misfires before so I thought I'd ask. If what we're dealing with is based on a spell gone wrong, then maybe you guys could band together, figure out what the spell was, and fix it?

[Filtered to Dean]
You okay?

[Filtered to Ruby]
Thanks for taking care of me last night.

...and not eating me.

[Filtered to Epiphany]
You didn't lose your potion making mojo, did you? 'Cause I could really use something for this hangover. Adam too, probably.

All right, I think now would be a good time to make a list of the people who have switched powers and who has yet to find where their new/old abilities went. And also we should try to find a way to reverse whatever happened so we can go back to being normal? Because I don't like not having my powers.

( The List )

As for how to fix this, the only thing I know that can cause a power swap was a spell back in my world. Anyone else have any suggestions?



[OOC: Don't mind Prue trying to take charge. She's not going to just sit around and wait for someone else to do it!]

So I guess this is the part where I ask if someone's got a couple packets of blood lying around or an in with a butcher in town? Should just go straight to the source.

Okay I am done. I am done done done with this seal crap. I am not here for its amusment I am not here to please it so why I currently...my husband looks tasty and not in the...is this how he feels...

Fucking vampires

Least I don't sparkle. I think I'd cry if I sparkled.

Alright you lot. Here's the deal.

After the recent bout of crazy we've had here at the complex I started thinking I should just go find a flat somewhere else. I mean, I used my Christmas wish thingy on money, after all. I can afford it. Then I started seeing other people talking about doing the same thing and an idea hit me.

I've since snagged myself my own complex. It's not like this one, it's one of those that has a few buildings with just a few apartments in each, and it's about a mile away from here. It's not completely fixed up yet, but I'm working on it. Hence the asking for Devil's Trap stencils yesterday. And I'm letting whoever wants to move in there, it's just as free as this one is. But, there's like... three rules. Don't let evil shit in, don't kill the other residents, and don't mindfuck the other residents.

Oh, and I won't be offended or anything by the people that'd rather stay at the complex we've already got.

So. If anyone wants to help out getting it all set up I'll more than welcome it.


[ooc: And so you guys know, here's Epiphany's complex post. It's got more info about it, and the way I've got it set up I can always open up more buildings as they're "renovated." AKA: There can be more buildings as needed.]

Kansas sure knows how to welcome a girl. First I get threatened with a gun and then hit on.

Now, I know that I'm into partying, but I know damn well I didn't manage to get myself all the way to Kansas during a night of drinking. My brothers aren't answering either....damn where are chris and Wyatt when you need them.

I need to get home San Fransisco. And figure out exactly how the hell I got here!

The internet on a phone. I'm actually impressed. All the sundry uses of technology you could use to better yourselves and instead you simply must have your internet on your phones. I applaud you, really.

Now why am I in Kansas and why have I jumped forward ten years?

Damn. Spend a few days out of town and then the next couple sleeping to make up for it and miss everything.

Ruby, I left your car where I picked it up.

Quick poll.

Does anyone here aside from this Sweets bloke think I actually fucking belong to someone? Or that I'm a figment of someone's imagination and don't really exist?

Edit:[All of the above filters, plus filtered against all females]
Alright. I want some fun tonight.

In the middle of brushing up on my legal knowledge for the bar exam in a couple of days, it made me realize that demonic law is a hell of a lot more straightforward than human law. Aside from the casual soul deal, you can go into something with a good idea of what you're getting into.

When evil is easier to understand, you know your legal system is getting out of hand.

When you get drunk enough to think shedding clothing is a great idea, that's a problem. If anyone finds a blue button up shirt, I'd like it back. Can't exactly afford to keep buying clothes yet.

CROWLEEEEEYYY

do a c ontract about no smiting. Cas wants one. nothing about soulds. If theres a soul mention im asking Lindsey, he's like superlawyer

THEN come and be drunk with me. Youuu too Lindsey, we're done with obgectofing the man strippers now and going tot he roadhouse! An d Hardison tooo

OH NO JO...HE CNBT GO TO ROADHOUSE CAZ ITS RACIST. SOMEWHERE ELSSSSE

...how come i have more man friends than girl ones.whats that meaaan

[Edit: Filtered to wedding party types]

He is PRETENDDING.

so as LUCIFER DOESN'T MAKE WITH THE KILLING. NO ONE WANTS THAT

WELL...I DONT, AD HE DOESNT. JUST BE NICETOMORROW K

I need to borrow someone's vehicle on the 22nd and 23rd. I also need to exist as part of the general population.

So after that rather touching display of nobility in rescuing your friends from what nature seemed to intend for them, what's next? Shall we start rescuing kittens from trees?


[OOC: I do apologize, Morrigan is insensitive like this. :P]

That was enough to make someone want to get smashed.