War Is Coming Communications.

Josh? Where'd you go? I thought we were going to the hospital.

my dads a cop and hes not gunna be very happy when he cant find me. and moms gunna ground me for missing dinner.

My suggestion? Gather up all of the children who don't have someone to watch them. We have enough room at the new Complex Sanctuary that a few of us can take turns watching over the kids. We also need someone to just do a big group explanation, rather than them finding out in bits and pieces. Kids are resilient, they'll adjust. Ours here did, why wouldn't this group?

Any volunteers? Anyone know specifically which kids are living by themselves? Or who have people with them who just don't want to or feel uncomfortable looking after little ones. There's no shame in it, I imagine it would be a bit weird having your partner suddenly much smaller.

Backwards. Everything was backwards.

Where did all the little kids come from?

Well ain't this all strange. Barney? You here big brother?

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((ooc: added in a bit later:))

Thornton what is going on? Much has disappeared and I need to get home.

Buffy was sent home again.

So, who wants pancakes for breakfast today?

>>Lois doesn't know me.

Really.

Really?

Okay so who's kidnapping me this time? Come on, tell me your pain?

So uh...wow. Lots of kids. Does anyone need any help babysitting or watching them?

It can be done, it can be done.

Damien was turned into a kid.

I'm in no shape to care for a child, can't do this.

I'm supposed to be back at the academy! Neff will not be pl Except he did seem like he wants to be a mentor to me, maybe he will let this go Looks just the same. Mostly. I don't recognize some of the photos in a couple rooms. But why is it in Kansas? I do not know or understand how this gigantic house could be transported from Chicago to here. Surely, my uncle would have told me first? Or my cousin Mark at least. And I checked, our uncle would have no reason to move the home, his company doesn't exist here. Or anywhere! That's insane. He wouldn't do this, he'd have bought a new place here already instead. Uprooting the family manor does seem a bit drastic Is he crazy now too, his brother was kinda nuts at the end when he tried taking me into that church to k

Uncle Richard? Anne! I can't find you in here at all. Got a sense there are others but I don't know why th Mark? Please speak up or come out of hiding. The game stopped being funny hours ago. If I'm back here, then you are too. Anyone has seen him, he's sorta blond, my height, cadet uniform, also carries his trumpet everywhere. I need him to tell me what's going on, since I'm doing a bit of a ruddy job on my own.

Okay, adults.

Why do some kids think they're from Star Wars or that Ogres are real.

What's going on really?

Because the facts are just not adding up.

im not spsosed to be on the komputer witout a growedup aroud but i gots no growedups so i am gonna use it cept it isnt mine matbe it is lizzies LIZZIE IS THIS YOR KOMPOOTER?

Jacen says he's a Jedi and Bae and Belle say there's magic and ogres and I believe them but Lois is saying they made it up and calling Jacen mad and telling everyone they should stay away from him.

Should we like, maybe make a list of everyone who's suddenly been kidified?

i set my pillow on fire. i promise i didnt mean to!!

Okay um...little help please? Both Clint AND my mother are now...teens and I need help with Nikolai when I go to school.

[Наталья Романова]
Вы не должны оставили Наталью. Это безопасное место.

So. Fun fact, it's my birthday today. Really fun fact, it's my 30th birthday today.

Have to admit, I'm fascinated by what's going on right now. From a scientific point of view.

Do you think any of them would let me take DNA samples?
It could be my birthday present.

Has this ever happened before?

HELLO WHERE AM I? I'M HIDING FROM MY NANNY MARY PORTER BECAUSE SHE WONT LET ME GO SEE HER FRIENDS THAT LIVE IN THE CASTLE. HOW DO I GET TO THE CASTLE? MARY WILL BE SO SURPRISED TO SEE ME THERE.

*[ooc: yes Originals THAT Mary Porter and yes originals she's talking about you!]

I'm bored. Who wants to do something fun with me?

I hear you are helping Kat round up some baby ducks? One of the little ones, Rosemarie, she's by herself and she wants to go see the ducks. I was going to find her and take her home so she's safe. I thought I might bring her, and Jess since she is also staying with me, to see the ducks before taking her home, if that's alright with you?

I wanna tiger too. Or no, like a polar bear. A trained one so it doesn't try to eat my face off.

[Adults]
I'm fine on my own. I ain't defenseless. I got my gun.

Can someone come to the manor? Damien's been turned into a kid and I'm the only person here who is even halfway stable at the moment emotionally.

I can't do this by myself...

Okay all of you are being way too trusting.

I get kidnapped wayyy too much so here's some stuff I learned.

1. They will say they know your parents. They probably know of them, probably know all their names and stuff because hey THEY KIDNAPPED YOU
2. They will be super nice and offer you cake and whatever you like to eat cause they wanna keep you happy while THEY KIDNAP YOU.
3. Basically unless you actually know them, cause okay grown up Tahiri happened and I can sense in the Force its her even if there's some weird stuff I don't know what it means, its her.
4. Make them tell you something only your Mom or Dad would know. Unless they're mindreaders. That's a thing that can happen.
5. I can totally help and so can Tahiri cause we're Jedi Knights. Well Padawan, and she's suuper pregnant with some kriffing sleemos kids and not Anakins but whatever

So. I was watching the television tonight.

Seems I see a familiar face.

All the talk about us all being fictional is true, then?

Papa, are you the Dark One?  Because this boy called Jacen says that you might not be my Papa.  You could just be pretending.  Which would be dark magic.  Which is what the Dark One does.

He thinks I should ask you something only we know to check.  So, umm, where's my Mother?

I FOWND DUKYS!!

Mr Doctor sir,

I'm worried about your books. They're near water where people swim and some could splash on them and ruin them.

Can they not be there?

From Belle.