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Lydia is the best grown-up ever!

[Lydia]
Can we have ice cream tomorrow? And maybe you can show me how to do makeup?

hey jacen said hes gonna show everybody that hes rely a real jedi at the park close to city hall at 2 can i go?

[ooc: just pretend this was posted sometime before 2!]

Everything is so strange and confusing here. I have to go back. Mother is going to be so angry with me.

So are all you kids doing alright being in a suddenly strange place?

Okay so there's a park not far from the city hall.

Be there at 2 and I will prove I'm what I say I am.

You especially Lois and Kenzi

[Kids]

I dont know why youre all worried about being kidnapped. They arent keeping you anywhere. Why is everyone acting like we are helpless children?

[Adults]

We dont all need looking after. I do things myself.

Okay all of you are being way too trusting.

I get kidnapped wayyy too much so here's some stuff I learned.

1. They will say they know your parents. They probably know of them, probably know all their names and stuff because hey THEY KIDNAPPED YOU
2. They will be super nice and offer you cake and whatever you like to eat cause they wanna keep you happy while THEY KIDNAP YOU.
3. Basically unless you actually know them, cause okay grown up Tahiri happened and I can sense in the Force its her even if there's some weird stuff I don't know what it means, its her.
4. Make them tell you something only your Mom or Dad would know. Unless they're mindreaders. That's a thing that can happen.
5. I can totally help and so can Tahiri cause we're Jedi Knights. Well Padawan, and she's suuper pregnant with some kriffing sleemos kids and not Anakins but whatever

So, who wants pancakes for breakfast today?

my dads a cop and hes not gunna be very happy when he cant find me. and moms gunna ground me for missing dinner.

MY DAD IS A GENERAL AND HE'S GONNA SHOOT YOU

I NEED AN ADULT

THS LDY KIDNPPED ME

SMONE PLEASE CALL MY MOM

ELIZABETH FORBES

HER # IS 434-876-4567