War Is Coming Communications.

I can't sleep. And I'm bored.

It's finally happening.

The world is ending.

Okay, now what the hell is going on?! Cute prank. Really. I could have tried something like it back in Hogwar It's brilliant but I like my food! Steal from both a Malfoy and a Slytherin, not too bright But I want my food back! No bacon. Caffeine stuff, and the candy. All that candy. And the BACON. I did mention bacon, right It's gone. I don't know who's stealing from me, and everyone else, but I plan to find out. Return it swiftly and everything shall be fine. After you tell me how you did it

Well, damn. My stuff went missing too. Some booze, coffee.. and the bacon I planned to make for breakfast. Along with other things I had bought just a few days ago, all missing. I always have coffee. Dammit, I will need that coffee to start my days Keep it together I realize that things can be a lot worse, but hopefully we can fix this soon.

The Seal wasn't done with me, I guess...

Elena...stay away from me.

Elijah, are you still here?

[Kŭshta na Pierce]
I... some things happened, back home. I don't know if it's safe for me to stay there any more. Unless... are you boys back in your usual control? I... I'm human again.

[Regina]
Are you still here? I hope you are. I don't know what to say... I told you I'd be here and I wasn't. It wasn't out of choice, I would give anything to make things the way they were because, God, Regina. I'm not even me any more. She ruined it. She ruined me.

Lewicki? Kate? What's going on?

Okay, blah, blah, personal crisis, blah. Now, I'm not happy about the lack of coffee or tea in the apartment, and my fiancee is rather cranky without it.

But seriously, how is our business supposed to function without alcohol? It's a bar. Alcohol, soda, kind of key to its profitability.

"Oh, I'd sell my soul for a _______"

Now, if any of you kids actually mean that, come talk to me. I'm sure we can make a deal.

Way to highlight the addictive personalities of Lawrence, Seal.

Am I the only one finding this hilarious?

I always have a tea when I wake up.

Every day. Tea, exercise, shower, breakfast with tea, countdown, dominoes, tea

There was no tea.

I have faced down the Taliban. I have stared at Velociraptors. I can even now add hunting monsters to my list.

But never in my life have I faced anything as terrifying as this morning.

Jack Harkness. No coffee.

I thought maybe I could calm him with some coke, but when I looked in the fridge, it was gone too.

I can't even seem to distract him with sex, I am running out of ideas and he's glaring. A lot. I am dealing with a decaffeinated ex-Time Agent and I am completely out of my league!

So, thanks to Seal wishes and all, I don't have to worry too much about the money aspect, but seriously, what the hell am I supposed to do with a club with no alcohol? Fml.

[Peter V.]
Hey, doll. How you holding up? This isn't gonna be pretty for you

So. I'm given to understand Tony did not in fact throw out my amazing Indonesian coffee and I should probably stop sulking and silent treatmenting him over it.

Sorry babe. You have to admit you were the obvious culprit

He won't have any booze will he?
At all
Holy crap on a
Eh, maybe it'll be okay?

I guess I'm the only one seeing the lighter side of this. It's a bit like being home again.

I think Angel's gone. Again.

[Filtered to Stefan Salvatore]

Don't know if you saw, but Katherine's back and apparently avoiding Elena and asking for my brother instead of yours, so yes, that's potentially interesting. And by interesting I mean making me want to bang my head against something hard.

Plus it seems that there's no alcohol around right now. Typical, the day I want to join you in a drunken haze.

I have not seen my father so upset until we discovered this morning that the "Poptarts" had disappeared as had the Lady Natasha's ice cream and tea.

There is no pie. At all. In the city.

This was discovered by my brother in law four hours ago.
Three hours ago he turned up at our house begging me for a spell or as he so charmingly put it 'some witchy crap' to return the pie
But sadly I could think of no pie returning 'witchy crap
Then there was hyperventilating.

This is the best day ever!

Since the coffee and candy and everything doesn’t seem to be suddenly reappearing back into our lives, maybe we should do things to help us stop thinking about the crazy that has occurred.

And you know what’s a great substitute for caffeine? Adrenaline.

Anyone wanna go do paintball with me? Or laser tag because that will be air conditioned?

[Filtered to Matt]
Can I ask you something and you promise me you'll be truthful about it?

[Texts to Elena]
» Are you okay?
» Which is a stupid question
» But I wanted to ask it anyway

[Texts to Stefan]
» How goes it without booze?
» And you know other stuff
» Like Katherine
» And this is me checking in because I promised I wouldn't let you fall
» And I'm not gonna

[Henry]

Hey, kid. I had a blast last week. Would you like to hang out again?

[Emma]

I think that Sunday went well. If Henry's up to it and you're willing, think I can spend more time with him soon?

[Against Evil]

I don't mind losing booze and sweets, but coffee? Really? Anyone feel like going for an early morning run to wake up?

I'm voting for the seal deciding to make everyone go on either a health kick or a diet, not cool either way since I need my sugar and coffee!

Booze and coffee? What the hell? What are we supposed to do with ourselves?

[Against Evil]

I have read every single post on the boards. I believe I have a better understanding of things. I assume someone can explain to me the recent events with the missing food and beverages? I think I may have annoyed Joan with my incessant demands for tea.

[Sherlock & the Watsons]

I would like to chat with you. I believe it could be enlightening.

[Filtered to magic users]

I was wondering if anyone would be willing to help me find something.

How am I supposed to plan a birthday party with no sweets in the city? This seal has some seriously bad timing...

[Scott]
I never realized how much coffee I drink. Now it's all vanished. How are you surviving this latest development?

Saw the little psycho came back. You all right, love?

[Elijah]
So how is the return of the ex turning out, mate?

[Tara M.]
Any luck with that locator spell, love?