Captain Becker really likes guns (action_man) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2013-07-20 11:27:00 |
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Entry tags: | becker, claudia donovan, lois lane |
No Evil or under 18s
I have faced down the Taliban. I have stared at Velociraptors. I can even now add hunting monsters to my list.
But never in my life have I faced anything as terrifying as this morning.
Jack Harkness. No coffee.
I thought maybe I could calm him with some coke, but when I looked in the fridge, it was gone too.
I can't even seem to distract him with sex, I am running out of ideas and he's glaring. A lot. I am dealing with a decaffeinated ex-Time Agent and I am completely out of my league!