War Is Coming Communications.

Freddie? Sam? Where are you guys? SPENCER?? Isn't this a little extreme of a punishment just because a cranky teacher ended up with pudding in the face? Come on you guys. Not funny.

I guess the Seal didn't have enough fun with me last time... I'm back, guys. I...I need....somebody. Anybody. I just...I'm at the library. I need a new amulet and...and...somebody just hurry, please?

Harry Lockhart, I don't know what you did, but you better start explaining yourself RIGHT NOW! And don't you DARE start off with a lie because I've had enough of those from you!

Are you still upset with me?

I was pulled into an office by a few people when I got to work today. They were watching this and wanted to know why I didn't mention I was playing Superman.

Work just got a whole lot more complicated.

>> Peterrrrrrrrrr
>> Hi
>> I missss ur face. Not the Tedydy aface the Peteie face
>> Teddyas is qute to
>> But i ond't think you can bt emy frieds nemore cus gwennifer wud be mad grrrrrr
>> But i do miss you
>> And i';m not sorry I savef uyour life

Okay guys, what the balls is going on here? Scott? Lydia? Other people that were also there? Did I get knocked out when I was on my way out of the car? I got knocked out, didn't I? Jackson went all werelizard thing crazy and attacked, right? And... one of you guys decided to... move my car. And leave me knocked out in it. In... Kansas? And then I woke up with lost time that I didn't realize, that's why I kept reacting like Jackson was right there? This makes sense in my head, okay. Because this is the only explanation aside from a sudden jump into some sort of 52 Earths/New Star Trek Series alternate dimension, and seriously, that's the kind of sense that makes none.

Lancelot and I were discussing having a midwinter dinner next weekend if anyone was interested.

So. Drinks. Piffy, you wanna come with? Someone else? I really don't care, but I need something.

No, not again, I'm done with
This is
I was de
I'll win, this time. I'll

Hello? Can anyone tell me what's going on? I don't know where I am or how I got here and I'm kind of freaking out a little bit?

Hello? testing testing.. I'm not exactly sure how I got here but I can't stay. Is anyone there?

Random teleportation. Classy. Y'know, Loire, if you wanted to see me that badly you could have just come for a visit.

Never quite considered the consequences of your actions Uncle Luke.

( Rancors are people too )

Don't get concerned when you get back and I'm not there. Because I'm fine.

Well I've disappeared So it would seem that Lawrence could not do without me.

[Loki]

I have a matter most delicate that I require magical assistance with, would you be willing to assist me with it? Before I tell you what the matter is, you can tell no one about it.


[OOC: Pretend this was posted a couple hours after the arrival thread.]

Bloody hell again with this?

I was this close to graduating and in no way planning to dungbomb Ravenclaws as a final farewell.

Seal. You need to learn timing

Wonderful party Miss Lane.

Told you the arson is rare. In all seriousness though, thank you. You did not have to allow Rose to invite me.

[Marian]

Not that its my business but have you checked Hood for possession?

He's not himself

[Hood]

Do I need to hit you? Because I could live with that

[Rose]

Well, was I appropriately behaved?

» Exactly how many dates have you and Xander been on by this point?
» Over how many months?
» Because he's calling it a relationship
» But not quite defining the relationship
» And I doubt you're defining it because you are you
» So do I invite him to family Christmas dinner or no?
» Which I want a family Christmas dinner
» Sometimes before Christmas because I think we're heading to the Fortress
» And it won't include as many people as the last dinner
» Just Clark, Kon and Allana, me, you and your Xander shaped friend?

Wait, what? How?

I DIDN'T DO IT!

What is the 'it' I didn't do?

So how many of the people in my hallucination here are going with the whole THE DEVIL DID IT story? Because seriously guys. Can't you come up with something more creative? Or would that make me the one that's not being creative enough. Because I'm pretty sure I could come up with something better than that considering all the stuff I've dealt with in this last year.

Just for the sake of bragging, Glinda and I have the best Christmas tree ever.

So.. I'm thinking, the event taking place soon, my house party on December 23rd. I shall do some shopping to obtain more foodstuff refreshments in a little bit. There's some food and snack but not quite enough yet. I'll have it all soon, though. But I do need a tree. Any suggestions of where to get a good one? Something cheap and yet huge.

Also curious, I think it might be cool to have Quidditch at some point. And maybe a dueling club, or some kind of magic group to assemble on occasion. Since it's the middle of a war here, might be a good idea for any witches and wizards to stay at their best, or even improve, or experiment with magics. Though the other classes would be helpful, if what happened recently takes place again. I'm planning to get a tattoo as well. Amulets can be taken off

Ladies and Gentlemen this is not my idea of a funny prank. The apocalypse? Come on really? I mean sure there was the whole Mayan Calendar thing and people going out and donating all their money and worldly possessions last year, but really?

Really?!?

Help?

Next time the internet comes and decides to chloroform me in my front yard, or knock me over the head, or whatever it is you people did to me, do me the courtesy of coming up with a better lie.

And don't leave me next to a library.

Seriously.

I should not be giving my kidnappers advice.

» Is Lois being all butting-in with you right now?
» Cause she is with me.
» About you.
» She's not being too awkward or anything, is she?
» Or too pushy?
» Cause I know she can totally get that way sometimes.
» Just wondering!

>>I think I'm stuck.
>>They've seen me.

It seems I was gone longer than I had realized. I apologize. I am relieved nothing terrible seems to have happened in my absence, especially given the time discrepancies between here and there.

[Darcy]

I have made progress, but it will require further visits before I am able to obtain what I seek. It exists, though, and in theory it should work as I had hoped. This is good news.

I am sorry, again, for leaving when I did. I want this to be settled, so it is no longer a concer I am in Iceland, finishing my notes, but I shall be home within the hour. Would you like me to bring you anything?

[Kevin]

Thank you, again.

[General Friends Filter]

I apologize for my absence, the past few days. I was a bit preoccupied with my reading. Is everyone well?

[Edit: Darcy & Thor]

We have been invited to a dinner the Lady Morgana is hosting, this coming weekend, if you would like to attend.