War Is Coming Communications.

The rude muggle woman He said that they were up for grabs!! It's not my bloody fault that I have two large hands. [...] That's what she said I've been restricted to four biscuits. I find this to be terribly unfair. I'm still hungry.

You can pout at me and Vic about this later, Teddy!

Happy birthday, son! Party at the Hogwarts-people's house tonight in Teddy's honour! Starts around 7. Kid-friendly. Bring things! Or don't. I dunno. Vic made cake. Don't avoid the chance to eat free cake, k?

Who's coming?

So, I was informed last night that my future son's birthday is this weekend. Which day specifically, Vic? That's important. So....since this is Lawrence and timelines are often screwy I thought maybe someone else had possibly been in this situation? What the bloody hell do you get your son you haven't even had yet for his birthday?

Also, party planning. Help? Especially you lot that know him.

[Teddy]
How come you didn't tell me your birthday's coming up?

So, movies are fun. I think I'll have to go to more of those. Also, I still feel the need for a job, something to keep me busy. Any suggestions?

[HP House + general Hogwarts Filter]
Time for a headcount. There's several of you I haven't heard from lately.

[Piffy]
Saw your boy's post about your birthday. I'm coming. We should confuse people, it'd be fun.

I was looking at some movies, also remembering the ones about my world. And I had a thought: what if Kingsley Shacklebolt had been played by the actor Samuel L. Jackson? Isn't British, no. But I bet it'd be amusing anyway. I have an audio book of his about going to sleep. Kinda funny, that.


( Hogwarts Filter )

This is ridiculous. You're running each other out of the bloody house, blowing up at each other. And why? Over something that wouldn't have been such a big deal if things hadn't gotten blown out of proportion. And it just keeps going and bloody going.

Personally, I don't want any of you to feel the need to leave, but you just keep pushing at each other to the point where you're driving each other out of the bloody house. My bloody house, when you get down to it.

I'm not trying to take sides here, I'm just saying that all of you that are all riled up should calm down and stop attacking each other.

Edit: Being as things keep getting worse, I'm going to England for a little while. Possibly also Scotland. Places may not be exactly how I'm used to them, but I could use some calmi familiar scenery right about now. I'll be back later.

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stiiiiiiiiiiisels weeee shudl wahtc a stpudi fiiiiilm

[hooooooooowse of weeeseypottttts (HP house) =+ stilses]

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> What did you trip over now, love?
> You're not hurt right?
> Do I want to know what that noise was?

I don't suppose magic can fix broken tecknlogiy, can it?

Uh. Right. Okay. So, does anyone know anything about plumbing? Because I don't. We don't. The pipes and the loo in our house are making all sorts of weird noises and none of us can figure it out. Nothing looks broken, so.... uh... help?

I MUST HAVE MISSED THE MEMO. THAT SAID THAT IT WAS A PERFECTLY SPLENDID PLAN TO KIDNAP THE LEAD SINGER OF THE BAND JUST MOMENTS BEFORE THE CONCERT AND DROP HIM WITH NO RHYME OR REASON IN AMERICA -- KANSAS OF ALL PLACES. THIS IS LOVELY. FUCKING BLOODY LOVELY. IT IS SO BLOODY FUCKING LOVELY THAT I PROMISE NOT TO HEX YOUR BLOODY FUCKING BALLS OFF IF WE GET BACK ON TIME. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU BUGGERING SODS/ THIS STOPPED BEING FUNNY WAS NEVER FUNNY. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE BLOODY POINT TO GRYFFINDOR - AND TO HUFFLEPUFF RYERSON - FOR GETTING THAT WEIRD MUGGLE THAT DIRECTED ME INVOLVED. GOOD LOT THAT DID YOU. BLOODY UNHELPFUL HE WAS. WHAT WERE HIS LINES/ TO STARE AT ME FOR THE LONGEST TIME/ THOSE AREN'T LINES MATES THOSE ARE GESTURES AND EFFING DISTURBING ONES AT THAT BLOODY BORING ONES AT THAT. HOW THE HELL AM I MEANT TO EMPHASISE WORDS ON THIS - IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE POINT IS IF YOU DON'T COME AND GET ME RIGHT NOW. RIGHT THIS INSTANT SHUT UP IT WORKS FOR AUNT I AM TELLING MY MUM ON YOU. YES. I WENT THERE. I'M NOT SORRY TO DO IT EITHER ALL RIGHT ONLY MILDLY SORRY BUT YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELVES. THE WEIRD SISTERS11 THE SODDING WEIRD SISTERS111 WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING/ WHERE YOU EVEN THINKING/ GOD YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE MY MUM. IS THIS WHAT NANA MEANT ABOUT 'BECOMING OLDER' I WANT NONE OF IT WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS THE THEY DON'T SODDING BUGGERING WAIT FOR ANYONE. YOU ARE RUINING OUR CHANCES YOU WHERE THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU/ I'M GIVING YOU THREE FIVE MINUTES STARTING NOW AND I AM LEAVING WITHOUT THE LOT OF YOU.

AND RYERSON WHY THE TWITTING EVER LOVING MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS IS THIS BLOODY MUGGLE DEVICE YELLING AT ME/ IT'S LIKE A HOWLER BUT WITHOUT THE ACTUAL YELLING. IT'S MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLY REMINISCENT.









WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE DROPPED ME AT GRACELAND/ IF YOU WERE GOING TO KIDNAP ME. RIGHT BEFORE OUR BLOODY CONCERT11111 YOU PILLOCKY TITS YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST DONE GRACELAND. THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU. SHITTING KANSAS.

My house is just about ready. I think it's actually to the point where I'm willing to go on and start staying there.

[Loki?]
Er, hello. I was told that you put some of the wards on the complex? I was wondering if there's any chance I can get you to do the same for my new house. I've got a lot of family staying there with me and I just want it to be as safe as possible.

So, what does a girl have to do around here to 1. get identification and the like and 2. entertain herself? What's there to do here in Lawrence, Kansas?

And also is there like a bloody tutorial or handbook on how to set up a home so that it's got all of the protective measures that the complex has on it. Asking mostly for Teddy, but if it's something we can do that'd be ace.

[Next Gens]

Sorry I couldn't get actual gifts. Hope that the food was a good enough substitute for Christmas gifts. I fancy myself a pretty ace chef, but I'm not quite at grandmum's level yet.

Lawrence, Kansas, is not my ideal place to spend the bloody holiday. It wasn't even the hols at home.

And what's with blokes having faces they shouldn't have. No offense Peter, but bloody hell that's confusing.

...Harry, Hermione, Lilu, Ron, Roxy, and Tonks]
After trying and trying to figure out what to use my wish on, I've sort of got a house now. And it's a bigger house than I expected. There's more than enough room for everyone, if anyone else wants to live there. I won't force you or anything, but it'd just be sort of nice to have everyone in one place, you know? Don't let anyone say I can't be respon

So. Happy Christmas everyone. You get a house for Christmas.

[Filtered Against Evil]
How would one go about the whole... demon-proofing a house around here?

...and possibly fireproofi

Practical wish is practical. Unbreakable wand. This, I feel, was the best option for me. Too accident prone to risk it, really.

Wait, what? How?

I DIDN'T DO IT!

What is the 'it' I didn't do?

Bloody hell again with this?

I was this close to graduating and in no way planning to dungbomb Ravenclaws as a final farewell.

Seal. You need to learn timing

Now that things have calmed down, considerably, could someone tell me who I should talk to about getting paperwork and an identity (I guess that's the best way to put it) here?

I got here when things were pretty crazy. I'm glad it's mostly settled. I'm not very good at sitting around and doing nothing, though. I already found the KU information

[Medbay]

Hi, I'm not really sure who to talk to about this, but I was wondering if there is any way that I could volunteer in the medbay to help at times? I could help stock things or with paperwork or something?

I have experience working in a lab setting. I was the chief intern at Oscorp.

[Mrs. Sergievsky]

I was told you might be the person to talk to about volunteering to help with stocking things and paperwork? Do you need any help? I have some experience in lab settings, I just thought I'd put it out there if you did.