War Is Coming Communications.

The instant you think this place cannot get any more screwed up something else comes along. I never thought I'd be so glad to be back to normal... Just in time for an unwanted birthday.

[Hardison]
I think that you and I need to talk. Believe it or not I approve of the changes to the security room, working off of Chloe's old equipment I was patching systems and writing programs from scratch. I have some new things on my personal computer that I'm preping for upload.

[Dick, Stephanie]
Both of you are in one piece still, right? Please no cake or singing... No surprises. I don't think I can take any more surprises after the last several weeks. I've only ever been that angry once.

Well, that was certainly...interesting. Your demons are strange creatures, far different from the ones in my world. Though no less dangerous.

[Faith]

I have to say, I thoroughly enjoyed our encounter. Perhaps we should get to know each other better? If I may be so bold as to say this, I believe you are my kind of girl. Some people here are too righteous for my liking.

God, I don't think
He's still going to be worried

Okay screw it, anyone with more experience mind helping me out?  I was completely useless and froze... I want to make sure it doesn't happen again.

I'm better than that... I've fucking sparred with Wesker, I should have been able to handle that demon the other day. 
If I waited longer...

Okay!  I admit I don't like feeling scared, and even though I only saw the tail end of those demons... I am.  They're, only thing I have to compare it to is the man who raised me and the thing my dad became.  And neither example really works.

[Leon]
And Leon I know you'd be willing to, but... I'd kind of want someone else to.  I don't want you to feel like you have to keep me protected.  Hope you understand. 

Ohmygod Puck!
That new guy...
Sam, how am I gonna...
They were all so...
I'm not some tramp like Ep
Um, we were all careful with the lust right? I mean I love Beth to pieces but...

I'm so so so sorry. To everyone.

Just gonna hide under a rock forever.

[Sam]

I'm gonna understand if you hate me right now

[Puck]

That wasn't what I ever planned for. You and me, its...I'm with Sam.

It can't happen, you know that don't you? The sin made us crazy.

We've got a few new people so it's probably about time that I reposted this. http://asylums.insanejournal.com/wariscomingcom/918211.html That'll provide some useful information on why you're here, what happened, and what's been going on. There are also classes being offered at the complex currently if you don't know how to fight, or want to learn other styles etc. None of them are mandatory but they are highly recommended to at least learn how to defend yourself in this place. I came from a place were none of these things existed as far as I was aware, and had to learn everything from the ground up. It's a lot of information I know, but it isn't impossible. It'll take some time, but it can be done.

Here's a list of things that I'm fairly certain are still being offered:

Combat with Booth (me)-I've got Army Ranger training, and am more then qualified with a few tours spent in Iraq over seas and am currently working with the FBI. I haven't been living at the complex lately, been staying with Lavender but I do make the usual visits there to teach said class.

Andrew Wells is teaching Latin. He can help with the pronunciation. And trust me if you have any doubts in that area, go and see him.

Jo has gun and knife lessons.

Sarah Connor is teaching a class on Specialty edged weapons

If anyone has ideas on more classes, feel free to sound off here. Suggestions for improvement are always welcome.

Offensive and Defensive training with Felicia

Demons/demon tricks 101 with Ruby.

Supernatural Creatures from other worlds with Caroline.
[Buffy]
I think we need to talk.

[Bones]
Thanks.

[Angela]
Hey.

OKAY, so once again something comes along to try to tempt me back to my roots That was close, could have killed someon What if I'd hurt Pr Godammit. God. Damn. IT. I.. I'm sorry. I could have killed someone. Wanted to. Really wanted to. And it would have been really easy But I didn't. A few blown tires, falling signs, and broken lights and maaaayybe a few scrapes and fractures around the city, but nothing serious. I was just so angry, all the time. Like this fire that couldn't go out no matter what I tried. Riding off on my cycle, working out, picking fights with homeless guys or street punks, nothing I'm gonna try to pay for that, repair any damages I may have done.

So, to anyone I threatened with a slow, painful death or bodily harm? I didn't mean it. At least not to that extreme I don't care if you look at my friends or any of my stuff. That's okay, really. I would have wanted to help deal with the Sins too, but there's a chance someone else could have died in an accident gotten hurt in the process as well, so.. I stayed away for a while. Just ended up hurting a few unknown blokes on the street instead Wrath really isn't a good thing with me

( Filters; Mike, Prue )

I can't believe I ate that much. Guy like me likes to eat, yeah. I do like it. But not that much. When it leads to you not only eating your own.. but other people's food too? Then you have a problem. Anyone I stole it from? And the ones who came to that pizza party I suggested. I'm sorry for eating too much and not saving it for everyone else. Now I need to go back to my work, report in for my security shift. I'll be there if anyone wants to call me or something.

[Bella]
I was a jerk. I know it, we all know, I was a big jerk and.. I'm sorry. I should have been a bit nicer and not rubbed it in. The food was good, but I should have at least been sincere about being sorry then. But I do mean it now. So.. everything alright, are we cool? I remember you wanting to kill me, I hope that was the sin talking. I'm just.. sorry I took your food. I won't do it again, I promise.

[Conner]
Hey, just want to say that I'm not usually a food-crazy guy that goes for pizza when he should be helping fight against a crisis and helping people. I was being truthful about us having pizza nights during a break when things were quiet. But that last time? It definitely wasn't the right time, and I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression about us here. We're usually in better shape than that and not as chaotic. But if you ever want to talk about anything, or need an assist in taking on crooks, I'm on the comms. I usually have my JL comm-link on all the time anyway, just in case something big comes up.

Right, now that we're all back on track from the crazy sin stuff.

I have two friends who like each other very very much. Their obliviousness is starting to give me a headache so I intend to initiate plan 'Bang heads till they get it'. Yes that's the code name.

I will need help, They're both pretty damn strong as witnessed by the breaking out of that room temporarily crazy demon put us in. So I need somewhere secure to lock them till they talk about it.

Or, failing that, any other ideas? Can someone teleport them to a remote locale and not collect them till its done?

I'm starting up the gun and knife lessons again, for whoever's interested. First one'll be at five today at [address].

[Filtered to Andrew, Anya, Dawn, Spike Spike, Vi, Willow, Xander]

It's time I start taking this slayer thing seriously again. And if the vamps aren't bringing the fight to me, then I'll take it to them.

I was talking to some hunters, apparently there is a big nest over in New Orleans no ones been able to take out.

You guys in?

They couldn't have given me the fun sin. Nooo I had to sleep for however long. I wanted lust! I could have done amazing things with lust.

No creativity these people. None at all.

That was enough to make someone want to get smashed.

Well, crap.

I wanted to apologize.

Who is the most knowledgeable about demons?

[FILTERED TO LEO & PIPER]
I wanted to know if it was safe to bring Phillipa back to the complex? I don't want to keep her away from the people she knows here for too long and I don't know nearly enough about demons as I should it might be the safest option for her, if you're stable again.