War Is Coming Communications.

Full band SOS, home base has been compromised. I repeat, home base has been compromised, we've got Machines all over.

I don't know how they got in, and I don't know how I'm going to get out, but with this many all I can conclude is that we have a traitor among us. I'm going to stay put for now, see if I can find a gap in their patrols and get out.

If I don't make it, and if anybody actually gets this just make sure I get buried proper if when you get the chance. That's all I ask. That's what separates us from them. Humans bury their dead.

(ooc: 'Resistance' in this case, being Team Good Guy)

You're all pathetic. You call yourself a team. Theirs no team here. Frankly I'm surprised you all survived this long.

You know what? Screw this.

Oi, Rusties (that’s you peeps, yes, all of you, even you in the funny hat) I’ve got a hoverboard here that needs metal to run, so far I’ve managed not to freak people out using the roads (never let it be said that your stupid-looking, land-bound cars aren’t good for anything!) because I do that after dark, well after, but I want to be able to board in the daylight again, just in case I have to.

Back home we had a grid under y'know, everything, since everything we had ran on hover technology. Managed to get a roll of chain link, it was just around an empty lot, nothing even in it so I don't know what they were keeping in. Just need some people to help me lay it, who's in?

(ooc: Shay is also Gemstone'd, and I also apologize for any shenanigans)

Jesus fucking Christ. I'm starting to get tired of more and more people showing up every goddamn day. And half of you guys, all you ever do is whine all fucking day. Yeah, that's tons of fun.

Fuck this. I'm sick of trying to take care of you guys when I'm around.

I'm going out.

Edit: I'm going to a club. Anyone that wants to come can. Unless you are a whiny little bitch. Or unattractive.

...I just cut my hand. ..and it hurts.

I can't run. I'm slow.

[Paige]
I'm sick of this. All of it. And you.

I'm going for a walk. Do NOT come looking for me.

[/Paige]


[Filtered to the guys]
Any guys feel like escorting a girl around town?

[/filter]

This can't happen... I'm a human. I'm a puny little human. This can't happen!

ETA: Fuck this. I don't do this sniveling bullshit. I'm the fucking Juggernaut.

Whoever did this? I'm going to fucking murder you. Slowly. And I'm going to enjoy it.

I think I was just split in two by something. I was just standing there, then I felt weird for a while, and there was just another me there. Wearing black clothes and had long hair. This isn't good, is it?

I liked you better when you had the guts to leave me. At least then I wasn't your little play thing anymore.

[ooc: quickly filtered against Chloe and Evil!Tahiri (Riina), as soon as she saw their posts ... Hell, edited against Bad Guys]

Tonight seems like it's going to be a busier night than usual.

People are acting weird, loosing powers, and there is the evil version of my future nephew running around. You've seen Wyatt? Just picture black hair and longer hair. Do not approach. Unless you're Wyatt or me. I mean that. Wyatt is one of the most powerful witches in my world. His evil self isn't going to have the rules of good magic stopping him from harming first, asking questions later. If ever.

Lost of Powers

Bart
Cain
Buffy ?

Evil Twin

Wyatt

- Maybe Needy and Phoebe?
Though I've seen evil versions of my sister. She's less mean and more devious. So, I'm not sure about that one. But for now. We'll go with potentially evil.

Edit: Chloe and Riina.

Stereotypically Homose Fashion conscious
Xander
Jason

High or Drunk
Sookie
Hellboy
Uriel
Romana

Powers
Dean - ICE
Pike - Fly, has super-strength
Is there anything else?

I am soooooo hungree! I want chips. Like...doritos, I think. Salty something.

neyone else hungre?


Imma going to kitchne the.

My ass. In these pants.

No.

hey guys we're gonna get pancakes from the ihop does anybody else wanna come?

eta: hey did i ever tell you guys bout the time i beat a robot Hitler with his own robot leg

it was preetty cool guys

hahahahAHAHAHAHA


YOU ALL SO FUNNY

Of course you all go crazy.

I'm coming back, it's just a matter of time before damage control is needed.

You know. I was gonna come help out. Figure out why you all are acting like a bunch of morons. Do the right thing. But then...I got halfway there and I realized - it's pointless, isn't it? No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, no matter what lengths I go to?

You people are always going to be morons. And the world is definitely screwed. That final seal is going to break. We're all gonna die one way or another. What is the point in me wasting what little time I have left on you?

I'm out. Fuck the apocalypse. Fuck all of you.

And Dean? Enjoy being a freak.

So, uh, people are loosing powers.

Anybody else getting powers?

Oh god. crazie stuf again. Great. Bring on the headache's.

I wish I had some icecream or something.


[ooc: And a note, because it's not as obvious with her. Lois got the gemstone kryptonite. Yeeeeeah. Bow to her, bitches.]

Ok, What in the Hell is going on around here!

Do I need to light something on fire? Like the building? to shut everyone up?

You know. I'm kind of hungry. And feeling a little caged. Time to play.

I'm bored.

I think that at least one of the local hot guys should come entertain me. This includes, but is not limited to, Clark, Oliver, Pike, Spike, James, Xander, Sam, Cal, and Dean.

And whoever shows up should bring drinks with them.

I just got done kicking the shit out of a bunch of sorry excuses for men. All of whom Chloe was trying to whore herself out to.

Then on the way back, carrying Chloe against her will of course, I got shot.

Somebody shot me.

Hsdff

[ooc: because there had to be a random keys post]

SHAG!

that is such a funny word. shagshagshagshagshagfern. ooh, pretty fern!

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be here. This is all more than a little confusing.

[Billie]

Don't freak out. I'm not here to hurt anyone.

I just want to talk

[ooc: As Riina] Krel os'a hmi va ta!

She is weak. And lost and alone.Hiding from her power like a brenzlit fool. You will talk to me now for that is the will of the gods.

I am Riina Kwaad. Tell me how I have come to be freed from the one-who-was-shaped?

Okay. This is really weird.

You're all ineffectual. If there were any justice in the world I would lead you all instead of that Slayer.

Nothing like this would have happened if I were in charge. I want it to be like it was at home when I was Fire Lord. Everyone accepting my right to rule.

[ooc: Yeaaaaah Azula's Gemstoned. Sorry for the next week of hell people!]

I hate this fucking place.

This is going to be a hell of a lot of fun. There's only one person I want in my head and that doesn't include the IHOP hive mind or the gaggle of little old ladies watching my ass. Which, by the way, is weird.

Ugh, headache. Looks like the whole world went crazy while I was out. I'm going back to bed, since apparently I fell asleep in the park last night. Must have been one helluva party.

pancakeZ R guds.

You know something? It gets really damn ridiculous when people just keep letting you down. I mean, just look at the human race as a whole. I had hope for them. But still.. they still don't get it. Still gonna be crooks and killers out there. They have no fucking clue about the apocalypse, about those seals. They're cannon fodder. All of them. And they whine a lot too! And you other superheroes, aren't you fed up with saving them from their own messes? You're above them. They should treat you as gods instead of equals. Or hell, just PAY you for it.

I don't need them. Why I wanted to work with them at the station, I don't know. Damn, I could just clean the streets myself! I'm gonna do that. Show them how it's done. Heh, maybe I'll make Captain by end of the day. Maybe those perps will think twice when they know a Martian with the badge is a bad motherfucker to cross. Oh, and stay out of my room. Stay the hell out of my Oreo stash, and my cookie ice cream. And if I find out ya bought the last one on the shelf at the store... ohhh, buddy. Your days are numbered. I can send someone to the moon. Or leave a crispy handprint on their back.

But before I go off to to save the whole world, I want some fun. Been a while since I had it. I'll show the ladies that Martians can bring the love too. Been serious too damn long, time for me to enjoy myself. Besides, Clark doesn't need me now, or those brats, they can look after themselves I even have handcuffs. Let's have fun. I'm serious, though, people better keep their paws outta my cookies. I mean it.

[ooc: yep, he's on Red K ;)]

Pike Guy actually wore me out last night. That's never happened t'me before.


So...what the hell's goin' on?

So. I just jumped off a Cathedral and didn't die. So that's what it feels like to be Ja

Talk about your adrenaline rush.

This is the most incredable thing. I woke up this morning and thought I missed breakfast. So I ran to the kitchen. But here's the awesome part. I got there in two seconds. I'm pretty sure it was the speed of light.

Wow. Could get drunk off all the emotions I'm feeling right now.

I didn't mean to leave. I swear, I didn't.

[ooc: this is the evil wyatt]

This should be very interesting.

Please reply here if you are:

a) Suddenly Evil
b) Suddenly have a wicked case of the munchies
c) Suddenly you have powers you can't explain
d) Suddenly really horny
e) Suddenly don't have powers you use to have
f) Suddenly a jackass

And if you could add when this happened, that'd be great. Go with it.

Oh. My. God.

What was I thinking with these shoes. I can't believe it. I have no other shoes. Fashion emergency!

I woke up this morning from the strangest night of my life and it seems like everybody here is drunk. Was there a party?

We're going to need more rock salt!

I want... something

like sugar quils. oh, and buterbeer. and chocolate frots!

hey im orderin pizzas wat does everybody want?

eta: ok i ordered they said tey were gonna bring a truck

Cause I have HIGH DIPLOMANTIC POWER from when I was president. And because Fred's are brilliant and Rassilion is an IDIOT. I have determined and decree that everyone shoudl talk more about KNICKERS

Because its a womdnerful word.

And the first one of my students to bring me and Fred twinkies gets no homework for a YEAR

Please tell me you two are still normal? Or you know... as normal as you usually are.

[Filtered; Wyatt- non evil]
I'm getting an apartment with Christy, I thought you should know. I'd tell Paige but...I think she's better off not being bothered at the moment until we can figure out what's going on. I'll swing by the apartment soon, but I need to help Christy. I don't know what happens to her in the future, but she's my sister, and if there's a chance I can help her, I have to take it.
[/Filter]

[Filtered: Christy]
Chinese, Mexican, or Burgers and fries?
[/Filter]

[Filtered; Paige]
Are you okay?
[/Filter]

[few hours after his log, and after sending Azula the necklace]

[Some time later; Filtered against anyone under 18]

Ohh.. so, this is what normal is like. I'm really a full human right now. Never thought I'd be, it's kinda like freedom in a way I bet I know how Pinocchio felt. The puppet version.. heh, reminds me of a bad joke, but I won't say it here, it'll offend people. Do people know the germs in the air? How much sickness goes around in the world, how if we even get cut or shot.. that's it, game over? No extra continues. No extra life, no extra quarter to put in a slot. I'm basically a full human now. Can't do ANY of the stuff I could do before. So all I got going for me is a little bit of karate moves, and what I learned at the academy and Yale. Never felt so useless

But hey! Isn't there a bright side. I mean, I can get drunk now! I could before, but well.. it was only if I really, really wanted to. But now. Ohhh, brother, I can totally get wasted after a couple drinks just like anyone else. But what about... getting high? Anybody got some weed? I heard munchies were mentioned, and other posters here seemed high on dope. I need to score some of that. Hell, I need to score period. But who doesn't want that now and then? Seriously. I sure as hell liked scoring, and believe me, I'm quite good at it. Had quite a few wild parties in the university. But shhh... the dean didn't know that. Heh. I also did a practical joke or two.

Still trying to figure if I should go out. I'm practically defenseless without my abilities. But I need to stock up on stuff. Medicine. Air fresheners. Cleaning solutions. Ohh, and some better clothes. Definitely need better clothes. If I'm going to be normal, might as well look good like cool people do, yes? Maybe some more suits, or a coat, or another silk shirt. Maybe they got something at Nord or Macy. Though hanging out with someone else sounds good, if you can kick ass. Maybe we can get drunk, or HIGH, or whatever you want that isn't completely boring. I hate being bored. So if anyone wants to go outside, I'm around. In my room, really. Making sure there's nothing to cause an accident. Honestly, it can be dangerous. Might get more rock salt too.

ETA: Ohh, and we got new people here, I noticed. Hello there. We're stuck. Lilith is evil. Has an army. Seals breaking, Lucifer will come if last one breaks. Hoping it doesn't come to that at all. Wow, did I really just say that Damn this place has really gotten to me And hey, my name is Damien Thorn. Single Going to need amulets, rock salt, devil's traps, and latin.. though Andrew can help with the last one. He's good at that subject, so that would be your best bet. Teaches it here. And yes, this isn't the only time something weird has took place here.

We can play rough some more when I get back, Ollie. Maybe I'll pick up some cuffs. Rope is uncomfortable to sleep in.

When I find my evil self I am so having Clark kick her behind!

I took a girl down to the medical bay because she was unconcious in her apartment.

Noone's here. Does anyone know this girl, she's blonde, tall, and on the comms last night she said she was fireproof.

Gotta say, this has been the most fun I've had in a long time.

[ooc: Included in this post are some pictures that Needy, Phoebe, and Auphe!Cal took with her phone. The girls are dressed somewhere between skanky and sexy. Cal stayed out of the pictures by taking most of them. Pictures include the following:
Pictures of them playing in fountains in public places a la Batman's escorts in Begins.
Pictures of a bar fight.
Pictures of the three of them inside a bank vault.
Pictures in a hotel. Rolling around in money. In their underwear.

Oh, and it's very much not in Lawrence.]