War Is Coming Communications.

Can anyone tell me how I might find a Winchester--not the rifle, though I suppose technically it wouldn’t hurt to have one of those on hand, all things considered, but apparently this is a family of Winchesters?

Any help would be appreciated. I would offer pie in return, but you would probably die if you ate the pie I make. Maybe I should stick to trying to make cookies first.

Can't we put this entire place on lockdown or something?

Yeah, that's right. I said it. I'm not exactly keen on the idea of my mates or sister going out and getting their brains sucked out. Or eaten alive by a vampire. Or possessed!

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I'm so so sorry about what Glory's doing...I really wish I could do something to stop it.

I can't make it rig I don't know what to do

So I noticed I'm not in a combat squad. I'd like to be-I can totally play the saddest song in the world and make any evil peeps weep!

Anyone want to come destroy a religion with me?

Hey, just a quick question because it's getting pretty old.

So, how many god damn times are we going to have to go over the fact that the Winchesters and Bobby have the right to chose whether or not they want to teach kids under eighteen how to hunt? It doesn't really matter what you guys did where you're from, if nothing else you kids would make people suspicious. Because you're still kids.

And hey, for all you people from Batman's world, don't most of you have a no-kill rule or something? I mean, would you be able to kill something that looks human? Or something that actually is human part of the time?

Either way. It's up to them. Not you. And this same fucking arguement comes up every couple months and like I said, it's really old.

Everything here costs too damn much. Not that I got the money for any of it anyway, but I coulda gotten at least couple acres back home for what theyre askin for a rifle.

Edit: Uh. Whos Mark Twain?

Somehow, this seems ironic now. Somebody needs to help me make a Church of Juggernaut right goddamn now.

how many damn times do I have to say "I'm not Angel and I'm not allergic to sunlight"

I should use this thing more. Technology is not my friend. One more error message and it's going out the window.

Wow, I'm never gonna try and gulp down a whole two liter bottle of cherry coke with a side of gummi worms before bed ever again. Weird dreams happen. Very weird. Like in this one I had? I was part of the Justice League (I was the X-Man) and my cape got all wrapped up in this spinny vortex of doom as I was flying to Columbia to save this sad little Mexican woman wearing a sombrero.

Admittedly, I was only in it for the sombrero. Mucho sexy, si?

Heater seemes to be working again.

That was so weird.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO GREAT!

Does anybody know who did that? I want to give them a fucking medal.

UGH it's hot. And if the guys get to keep walking around shirtless I'm going to start too.

Okay, is it just me or is there something wrong with the heat in this building? It's seriously burning up in here.

Anyone know a spell to keep gods out?

I never really thought about sex. Growing up where I did, I guess I didn't think about it. The options were demons and they tended to be well, dirty, and ugly.

But being here, people talk about it and its weird, I...I feel I should. Its the kind of thing normal for people. I'm 22. I've never actually even kissed

What do I need to do to get someone to show me how you do it?

If we could just order the mass-clean up and destruction of shiny rocks of various colours, that would be great.

[Filtered; Oliver]
I have a favor to ask.

All rite, Billie. Ill try th

So. Um. Im kinda wishing I had some one to clean my ap bring me chochol clean my apartmint for me. Except Billie. Might as wel ask for something handy

And bring me chocholate while youre at it. Also not Billie. Chocholate with out rasin's in it.

[Clark]
Smalville, dont you dare let any of those witche's or wizard's take youre power's away.

[ooc: gemstone, peeps. She's testing this theory out.]