War Is Coming Communications.

So, here it is. In all my life I have neer had to ask for dating advice. But how do you do Valentine's with the girl who's only just letting you back into her trust after you betrayed her, kidnapped her, killed a whole bunch of coworkers and nearly drowned two of her closest friends? Oh and then couldn't stop from being kidnapped by your insane mentor.

Cause I figure dinner and a movie won't cut it.

Oh, magic storm. Absolutely a magic storm. Totally having a Magic School Bus, should-have-stayed-home-today moment.

This is a sorry excuse for an afterlife, I have to say. It's not at all what I was expecting.

Edit: Alright. Scratch that. I know it's not an afterlife now. Not that I'm complaining about being alive again, but you'd think a man would at least get a bit of a vacation after dying and all that.

Really need to go out soon I'm about to head off in a few hours tonight, right after my clothes are cleaned and ironed. Just need to get some fresh air out there. Maybe go enjoy myself or something. I guess. But until then, I was wondering something. It's just a small topic, something simple. Besides, thought I'd just try simple conversation, though this is also so I'll know what to get people when I go shopping next time Food. Specifically, desserts. Such as, what's our favorite kind? I know some usually have more than one.

For example, some people really like pie. And there's one or two types they like best out of that group. And there's ice Cream, of which there are many flavors (much more than 35). And cake! I have not yet met someone who doesn't like cake. There's the cake flavor itself, and then there is also the icing. Or whatever else is put on in addition to it, far as toppings go.

So.. just curious, for anyone not busy, if you're taking a break between commercials, or waiting for your dinner to cook, or bored, whatever. Just say what desserts you like best, and out of those groups, what flavors you like most. Even discuss it amongst yourselves too if you want. Hmm.. you know, I think I'm starting to get hungry now, just thinking about desserts.

So I know some of you guys are busy being all crazy and stuff but I have a question that needs answered.

Can dinosaurs be possesed by demons? Please please please so no.

Whenever you get time away from being crazy/possessed/upset about unflattering clothing, I need to speak with whomever may be in charge of this operation about a room? please?

I woke up this morning from the strangest night of my life and it seems like everybody here is drunk. Was there a party?

Me, my awesome universe shaping set of kickass powers and my giant talking planet eating t-rex have somehow gotten ourselves turned around while trying to locate the McDonald’s restroom while being relentlessly stalked by Tom Cruise and the Backstreet Boys at Disneyworld.

Sooo… What I’m here to ask is: would any of you kind earthlings be generous enough to point us in the right direction before I start crying and running around in cricles tearing down the fence that separates the very fabrics of reality?

Any and all help would be appreciated.

-SupermanB.A. Baracus-

(ooc: Yes. Chase is full of crap.)

Hey Teddy? Eli? Is anyone out there? I seem to have... erm... lost myself again. Only this time, real bad. Most of the time I just end up on Staten Island or somewhere vaguely familiar, but this place is... well it's not. And everytime I try to concentrate on home, it feels like something is just blocking me. This isn't good. I feel like I might start to hyperventilate if I don't get results soon.

I guess the good news is I stumbled upon a McDonald's earlier, and it had actual living people in it, so not all is lost. I'm going to give it a rest and try again later.

If no one I know is here, does anyone know how I could get back to New York? Or tell me where I am exactly? That would be super cool...