War Is Coming Communications.

I know you're not sleeping in there. Please tell me Bart doesn't have any form of credit cards anymore. He wants to buy a beadazzler..

So, I'm thinking I should head home in the next couple days and make sure no one has taken over my apartment while I've been gone.

Things are coming back a little clearer now. I was here before. I remember the demons and all kinds of super heroes just being around. Faces are still fuzzy but coming back too. I've been recovering from a brain tumor. And.. normally I don't go announcing it to the world but I thought you guys deserve to know since it seems like there are faces and people I'm supposed to be recognizing.

Family can be pretty complicated sometimes. It's the most important thing in my life, yet at the same time there are days when I simply can't understand it.

Don't you love making new friends? I see so many people here that weren't before. You're all unique; like trading cards! I used to wear a girl who had a brother who collected baseball cards. He was a very bad boy. He didn't like it when I broke his daddy. Cried and cried for hours. It was all very exciting.

Now, don't be shy. Introduce yourselves! I would love to meet you all. We are going to be friends, aren't we? Are there any witches out there? I want to meet the witches. I lost one of mine and would like to make friends with more. My last witch was a very naughty girl. Weren't you, Ruby? Telling lies and more lies. No one likes a liar!

Sookie,

Come to my room and we can start on the meditation if you're still interested. I'm in 106.

~Tahiri

Hey Teddy? Eli? Is anyone out there? I seem to have... erm... lost myself again. Only this time, real bad. Most of the time I just end up on Staten Island or somewhere vaguely familiar, but this place is... well it's not. And everytime I try to concentrate on home, it feels like something is just blocking me. This isn't good. I feel like I might start to hyperventilate if I don't get results soon.

I guess the good news is I stumbled upon a McDonald's earlier, and it had actual living people in it, so not all is lost. I'm going to give it a rest and try again later.

If no one I know is here, does anyone know how I could get back to New York? Or tell me where I am exactly? That would be super cool...

Huh. Kansas. I guess there's worse places to end up when the day is done.

So who's going to claim responsiblity for me being here? Because I sure as hell didn't bring my ass here. I didn't even have a pulse two hours ago.

Anything?

Me, my awesome universe shaping set of kickass powers and my giant talking planet eating t-rex have somehow gotten ourselves turned around while trying to locate the McDonald’s restroom while being relentlessly stalked by Tom Cruise and the Backstreet Boys at Disneyworld.

Sooo… What I’m here to ask is: would any of you kind earthlings be generous enough to point us in the right direction before I start crying and running around in cricles tearing down the fence that separates the very fabrics of reality?

Any and all help would be appreciated.

-SupermanB.A. Baracus-

(ooc: Yes. Chase is full of crap.)

So. Funny story that involves a parking lot and suddenly finding myself in one. Only not funny at all. Explanations? Comments? Other funny stories?

[Filtered to Buffy, Andrew, Needy, Sam, and Dean]

I just thought that you should know that Kira isn't here anymore. I can't find her anywhere. I have a feeling she was pulled back to my world or the demonic wasteland. One less problem to worry about

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I've got this killer headache. If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a much needed lie down.

To all the new arrivals ... Welcome. I'm looking forward to getting to know all of you. Tomorrow.

Edit: This is going to sound crazy ... but hey, story of our lives. But has anyone heard a constant ringing sound?

So getting shoved into other dimensions is common around here, huh?

And I'm pretty sure that you're supposed to leave Kansas when it comes to going to different dimensions. Not show up here.