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Tweak says, "roll over"

Varric Tethras (youngesttethras) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-07-08 18:43:00

Entry tags:

anders, fenris, isabela, marian hawke, merrill, varric tethras

And so the falcon had tamed the halla, but would she be any match for the creeping tawny cat that had set his eyes upon her love? For the halla was sweet and innocent, if not a bit naive, and while the world-wise falcon would have liked to keep her safe, the sinewy muscle of the tawny cat was irresistable.

Even to the falcon.

And lo, the two became three. Falcon found that she couldn't help but press her lips to the he-mage's mouth, and the three of them embraced their passion as quickly as they had embraced being apostates, as quickly as they had embraced anything. And besides, the falcon and halla had to admit that their coupling had been awfully short on staves.

How do you like it, Hawke? Daisy? Blondie?

Think it's near done. ... and I sure hope you don't mind me outing your little household like this. (Esmerelda told me ages ago.)

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	rivainipirate 2011-07-09 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Hawke's going to hurt you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 12:15 am UTC (link)
	Nah, I doubt it, I let her live with me. And give her money. And food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rivainipirate 2011-07-09 12:21 am UTC (link)
	True, I suppose. Hawke won't turn down food. I don't know, though, you are talking about mages. Three people who can set your beard on fire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 01:01 am UTC (link)
	They already tried to shave it once. I don't know, I kind of like it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-07-09 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Tawny cat? Really? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 03:03 am UTC (link)
	I almost made you a tawny weasel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-07-09 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Weasel? Oh Varric, you wound me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 03:12 am UTC (link)
	You've got the same fur. Hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-07-09 03:17 am UTC (link)
	I happen to know people who like my fur very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 03:21 am UTC (link)
	And if you three make a mess in my house, you know someone who will kick you in the ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-07-09 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Mess? Us? Where do you come up with these stories? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 03:26 am UTC (link)
	The last time I was in bed with two women at the same time - and these weren't mages mind you - they had to tear the building down. Just sayin'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-07-09 03:29 am UTC (link)
	Well, we are all aware of the manliness that is Varric the charmer. I'm sure that had something to do with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Well, obviously, but still. You lot are mages, and mages are known for their feisty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-07-09 05:04 am UTC (link)
	We'll be sure not to break your house. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	little_elf_lost 2011-07-09 05:34 am UTC (link)
	We'll be good! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	little_elf_lost 2011-07-09 03:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you make a very handsome cat, Anders! Sinewy muscle, and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-07-09 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Of course I would. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-09 03:41 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Maker. It's a little cheesy, but... I like it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Cheesey sells copies, Hawke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-09 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I know. That's why I ended up with most of the novels you wrote back in Kirkwall... they were a bit of a guilty pleasure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Aww, I didn't know you were a fan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-09 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Shh, don't let anyone know. It'll ruin my image. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't know about that. You could beat templars to death whilst reading romance novels, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-07-09 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Good point. Or I could beat them to death with the novel, for interrupting my reading. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 04:12 am UTC (link)
	... I'm going to steal that. Hope you don't mind. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nobodysslave 2011-07-09 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Well, that certainly explains why I haven't heard of anything exploding in Malibu recently. Bit of a novel way to solve their problems. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 04:04 am UTC (link)
	I had no idea that this was how it was going to end up myself. How're you holdin' up, Broody? You're not going to join them, are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nobodysslave 2011-07-09 04:10 am UTC (link)
	I had my suspicions. Hawke was with Merrill in my world, but with Anders in her own. It was only a matter of time until something happened. Things are going decently enough, even if Denver's a little lonely. That doesn't, however, mean I'd even consider joining them. New world or not, they're still mages, still not to be fully trusted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 04:13 am UTC (link)
	You're more clver than me, Broody. I'm sure you'll find a nice normal ... whatever you like. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	little_elf_lost 2011-07-09 05:41 am UTC (link)
	It hasn't even been ages! I think your housekeep may be a soothsayer. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-07-09 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think you're wrong, Daisy. (Reply to this) (Parent)