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Lois Lane ([info]bullpenbanter) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2011-11-22 01:09:00

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Entry tags:bruce wayne, kidnappy plot, lois lane, varric tethras

I guess dating a rich guy has a few perks.

Never leaving home again, by the way. Batman, if you want to interview me for leads, you'll have to come here.



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[info]vigilantknight
2011-11-22 07:15 am UTC (link)
Subtle.

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[info]bullpenbanter
2011-11-22 07:43 am UTC (link)
Yeah, got kidnapped, spent the last week tied up, and just finally getting back to the real world. Now is not the time for subtle. Now is the time for microwave popcorn and Twizzlers.

Figured Batman would want to search me for clues, that's all. Really, I don't think there's much I could tell you, but I don't get paid to be a detective. Okay, I kind of do, but the news-writing kind, not the people-rescuing kind.

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[info]vigilantknight
2011-11-22 12:53 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure he would. And I'm also glad you're safe.

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[info]bullpenbanter
2011-11-22 05:14 pm UTC (link)
Easy there, tiger. I'm spoken for.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-11-22 05:11 pm UTC (link)
I've saved you from demons, but people are a different story.

How're you holding up, Firecracker? I love you.

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[info]bullpenbanter
2011-11-22 06:35 pm UTC (link)
You've proved you're street. If the easy way gets me home faster, I like the easy way.

Love you too. I'm good. Spending the day in bed with old movies, I think. You can go help your friends, babe.

Too bad Olsen isn't around. I'd send him along to take pictures of you being all heroic.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-11-22 06:41 pm UTC (link)
And street's a good thing, right? You kids and your weird words.

Nope. If you're spending the day in bed with old movies, we're going to have a threesome.

I wasn't heroic, I gave a guy money. If anything, I was dwarven.

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[info]bullpenbanter
2011-11-22 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Please, after the stories I've heard about your family? The streetwise gangsta concept can't be that foreign to you.

Mm, Varric and Cary Grant.

I meant if you went to help your friends. Which I still think you should do. Esmerelda can refill my Diet Coke and make me more popcorn. We can have threesomes later.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-11-22 06:53 pm UTC (link)
Okay, point. You've just described most of the merchant caste.

I don't know who that is, but if he makes you make that noise, I want to hit him.

Nope. I worry about you.

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[info]bullpenbanter
2011-11-22 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Calm down. Cary Grant's been dead for, like, 20 years.

Varric, you don't have to worry! I'm fine. Not even a scratch. You should help your friends, I'm sure they need you. I don't want to hold you back.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-11-22 07:27 pm UTC (link)
And how was I supposed to know that!

I like when you hold me. Really, it's fine, they've got it.

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[info]bullpenbanter
2011-11-22 07:31 pm UTC (link)
I keep trying to introduce you to my friend Google...

Okay, well then I'm going to go join the search party. You can come with me, if you want.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-11-22 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Eh, I don't like that guy, he seems kind of pompous. "Did you mean ... " Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Google, I'm not a champion speller.

... you drive a hard bargin, Firecracker. Let's go find Prince.

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