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Varric Tethras (youngesttethras) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-09-25 18:22:00

Entry tags:

marian hawke, melora hawke, merrill, varric tethras

You know, living with Hawke and Blondie and Daisy isn't really as exciting as I thought it would be. You three, do something interesting. There hasn't even been a dramatic fight! You people haven't broken anything - not even a vase! Just my heart because you're so ... normal.

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	little_elf_lost 2011-09-25 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	You want us to break things? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 12:00 am UTC (link)
	I - Go ask Hawke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_elf_lost 2011-09-26 12:14 am UTC (link)
	But they're your things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 12:22 am UTC (link)
	I know this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_elf_lost 2011-09-26 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Shouldn't we get your permission before breaking your things? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 12:37 am UTC (link)
	I - I meant during intimate times of passion. Have you read any of my books, Daisy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_elf_lost 2011-09-26 12:44 am UTC (link)
	So you don't want us to fight? I thought we were supposed to keep those times quiet and not in the kitchen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 01:13 am UTC (link)
	I know, but I didn't expect you to really do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_elf_lost 2011-09-26 01:17 am UTC (link)
	We're too afraid of seeing you doing body shots again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Esmerelda liked it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_elf_lost 2011-09-26 01:22 am UTC (link)
	You did body shots with her, too? Varric! You and maids! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 02:19 am UTC (link)
	I can't resist them! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_elf_lost 2011-09-26 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Is Lois upset? Is that why she keeps playing that awful music? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 03:21 am UTC (link)
	She actually likes that music, Daisy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	little_elf_lost 2011-09-26 03:33 am UTC (link)
	She isn't trying to punish us? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Nope, she's just happy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	smallbutdeadly 2011-09-26 12:02 am UTC (link)
	I can do interesting things! I already made Esmerelda yell once. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Woah, woah, you did what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallbutdeadly 2011-09-26 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Well, I can't speak Spanish, but apparently she has something against people hanging out in trees. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 12:18 am UTC (link)
	You probably scared her! She's old, her heart is weak! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallbutdeadly 2011-09-26 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Pfft. It's not that weak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Don't you break my Esmerelda, young lady, I will tell your mothers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallbutdeadly 2011-09-26 12:46 am UTC (link)
	She's going to live to be a million-years old, I swear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 01:12 am UTC (link)
	She'd better or I'll sulk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallbutdeadly 2011-09-26 01:30 am UTC (link)
	P.S. Totally less comfortable with this conversation now that I'm in the middle of it. Let's keep talking about how old Esmerelda is! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-09-26 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Varric. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 01:10 am UTC (link)
	I missed that! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-09-26 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I never thought you'd complain about us not breaking things. You're a strange, strange man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 01:20 am UTC (link)
	I'm just used to it from you, Hawke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkwallchamp 2011-09-26 01:27 am UTC (link)
	If it'll make you feel better, I'll break something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh, good, I was starting to wonder if you were ill! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-09-26 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Noted. I will try to misbehave more. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 01:12 am UTC (link)
	You should. For a free man with two girlfriends, you're so boring! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-09-26 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Don't forget also two kids. Been too happy to cause trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Maybe the kids were your trouble? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallbutdeadly 2011-09-26 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Hey, I resemble that remark! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 02:20 am UTC (link)
	You're adorable trouble. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smallbutdeadly 2011-09-26 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Better believe it! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ser_pouncealot 2011-09-26 01:41 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't going to say it. You said it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	youngesttethras 2011-09-26 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Of course you weren't going to say it, you're a good dad. (Reply to this) (Parent)