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Varric Tethras ([info]youngesttethras) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2011-09-25 18:22:00

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Entry tags:marian hawke, melora hawke, merrill, varric tethras

You know, living with Hawke and Blondie and Daisy isn't really as exciting as I thought it would be. You three, do something interesting. There hasn't even been a dramatic fight! You people haven't broken anything - not even a vase! Just my heart because you're so ... normal.



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[info]little_elf_lost
2011-09-25 11:57 pm UTC (link)
You want us to break things?

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 12:00 am UTC (link)
I -

Go ask Hawke.

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[info]little_elf_lost
2011-09-26 12:14 am UTC (link)
But they're your things.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 12:22 am UTC (link)
I know this.

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[info]little_elf_lost
2011-09-26 12:32 am UTC (link)
Shouldn't we get your permission before breaking your things?

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 12:37 am UTC (link)
I - I meant during intimate times of passion.

Have you read any of my books, Daisy?

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[info]little_elf_lost
2011-09-26 12:44 am UTC (link)
So you don't want us to fight?

I thought we were supposed to keep those times quiet and not in the kitchen.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 01:13 am UTC (link)
I know, but I didn't expect you to really do it.

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[info]little_elf_lost
2011-09-26 01:17 am UTC (link)
We're too afraid of seeing you doing body shots again.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 01:20 am UTC (link)
Esmerelda liked it!

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[info]little_elf_lost
2011-09-26 01:22 am UTC (link)
You did body shots with her, too? Varric! You and maids!

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 02:19 am UTC (link)
I can't resist them!

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[info]little_elf_lost
2011-09-26 02:49 am UTC (link)
Is Lois upset? Is that why she keeps playing that awful music?

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 03:21 am UTC (link)
She actually likes that music, Daisy.

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[info]little_elf_lost
2011-09-26 03:33 am UTC (link)
She isn't trying to punish us?

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 03:48 am UTC (link)
Nope, she's just happy.

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[info]smallbutdeadly
2011-09-26 12:02 am UTC (link)
I can do interesting things! I already made Esmerelda yell once.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 12:04 am UTC (link)
Woah, woah, you did what?

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[info]smallbutdeadly
2011-09-26 12:12 am UTC (link)
Well, I can't speak Spanish, but apparently she has something against people hanging out in trees.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 12:18 am UTC (link)
You probably scared her! She's old, her heart is weak!

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[info]smallbutdeadly
2011-09-26 12:30 am UTC (link)
Pfft. It's not that weak.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 12:37 am UTC (link)
Don't you break my Esmerelda, young lady, I will tell your mothers.

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[info]smallbutdeadly
2011-09-26 12:46 am UTC (link)
She's going to live to be a million-years old, I swear.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 01:12 am UTC (link)
She'd better or I'll sulk.

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[info]smallbutdeadly
2011-09-26 01:30 am UTC (link)
P.S. Totally less comfortable with this conversation now that I'm in the middle of it. Let's keep talking about how old Esmerelda is!

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[info]kirkwallchamp
2011-09-26 01:00 am UTC (link)
Oh, Varric.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 01:10 am UTC (link)
I missed that!

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[info]kirkwallchamp
2011-09-26 01:17 am UTC (link)
I never thought you'd complain about us not breaking things. You're a strange, strange man.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 01:20 am UTC (link)
I'm just used to it from you, Hawke.

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[info]kirkwallchamp
2011-09-26 01:27 am UTC (link)
If it'll make you feel better, I'll break something.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 02:20 am UTC (link)
Oh, good, I was starting to wonder if you were ill!

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[info]ser_pouncealot
2011-09-26 01:07 am UTC (link)
Noted. I will try to misbehave more.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 01:12 am UTC (link)
You should. For a free man with two girlfriends, you're so boring!

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[info]ser_pouncealot
2011-09-26 01:15 am UTC (link)
Don't forget also two kids.

Been too happy to cause trouble.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 01:20 am UTC (link)
Maybe the kids were your trouble?

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[info]smallbutdeadly
2011-09-26 01:28 am UTC (link)
Hey, I resemble that remark!

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 02:20 am UTC (link)
You're adorable trouble.

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[info]smallbutdeadly
2011-09-26 02:31 am UTC (link)
Better believe it!

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[info]ser_pouncealot
2011-09-26 01:41 am UTC (link)
I wasn't going to say it. You said it.

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[info]youngesttethras
2011-09-26 02:21 am UTC (link)
Of course you weren't going to say it, you're a good dad.

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