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Robert Samuel Winchester ([info]dirtywhiteboy) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2011-02-02 18:41:00

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Entry tags:bela talbot, robert winchester, torii sou

WIFE.

THIS IS MY PENIS. (Please note the .gif I have emailed to you.)

IT DEMANDS ITS WEEKLY TRIBUTE.

Please return said email for scheduling.


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[info]ltldropofpoison
2011-02-03 12:46 am UTC (link)
I suddenly feel like I have to go smack your father.

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[info]dirtywhiteboy
2011-02-03 12:46 am UTC (link)
Yup. Still Mum.

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[info]ltldropofpoison
2011-02-03 12:49 am UTC (link)
Your father's said similar to me, though I don't think he's ever e-mailed a picture.

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[info]dirtywhiteboy
2011-02-03 12:52 am UTC (link)
It's a .gif. Totally different.

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[info]ltldropofpoison
2011-02-03 12:55 am UTC (link)
Of course, darling.

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[info]info_sponge
2011-02-03 02:49 am UTC (link)
HUSBAND.

IF YOU INSIST ON ANTHROPOMORPHIZING YOUR PENIS I WILL INSIST UPON BUYING AND-SLASH-OR MAKING IT A TOP HAT, MONOCLE AND A TAILCOAT.

PLEASE ALSO SEE ATTACHED ARTISTS RENDERING OF SAID COSTUME.

Also, dinner's on, you should come downstairs.

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[info]dirtywhiteboy
2011-02-03 03:51 am UTC (link)
WIFE.

THE .GIF ISN'T ME ANTHROPOMORPHIZING MY PENIS, IT IS LEGITIMATELY MY PENIS, BUT I DO ENDORSE DRESSING IT UP. HE IS A FOPPISH GENTLEMAN, AFTER ALL.

I APPROVE OF THIS, AND WILL HELP IN ITS CONSTRUCTION

Oooh, what're we having?

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[info]info_sponge
2011-02-03 03:57 am UTC (link)
THE .GIF DOES NOT.

INSISTING THAT IT HAS ITS OWN DESIRES/DEMANDS DOES.

Ham sangwich.

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[info]dirtywhiteboy
2011-02-03 04:00 am UTC (link)
THAT'S JUST A FACT OF MALE LIFE.

Ooo, with fried eggies on top?

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[info]info_sponge
2011-02-03 04:02 am UTC (link)
I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.

Of course, and green Tabasco if you want some.

There may also be ...cake.

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[info]dirtywhiteboy
2011-02-03 04:06 am UTC (link)
YOU KNOW THE OLD STANDBY ABOUT TWO BRAINS.

Oooh, temptress!

... cake?

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[info]info_sponge
2011-02-03 04:10 am UTC (link)
...THEY KEEP THE ZOMBIES BUSY TWICE AS LONG?

That's me! And yes ...cake.

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[info]dirtywhiteboy
2011-02-03 04:17 am UTC (link)
I DO NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT ZOMBIES EATING MY DAPPER PENIS.

... I would like cake.

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[info]info_sponge
2011-02-03 04:24 am UTC (link)
Cake is different than ...cake.

Though we do have both. Sangwich first though because I'm hungry.

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[info]dirtywhiteboy
2011-02-03 04:36 am UTC (link)
You'll have to let me know the differences and I'm on my way because yeah, I'm hungry too.

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[info]insidethelines
2011-02-05 04:02 am UTC (link)
Did that actually...just...*work* for you?

DUDE.

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[info]dirtywhiteboy
2011-02-05 09:02 pm UTC (link)
I know, I'm amazing.

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[info]insidethelines
2011-02-06 04:48 pm UTC (link)
Badass is more like it. I salute you, sir.

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[info]dirtywhiteboy
2011-02-06 07:50 pm UTC (link)
Why thank you, Cousin!

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[info]info_sponge
2011-02-06 07:40 pm UTC (link)
I'd blame it on the fact that we're married, but that kind of thing worked even before we were, so, uh. No idea.

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[info]dirtywhiteboy
2011-02-06 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Admit it, you love me!

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[info]info_sponge
2011-02-06 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Wouldn't have married you if I didn't, you dork.

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[info]dirtywhiteboy
2011-02-06 07:53 pm UTC (link)
YOUR WOMAN LOGICS HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!

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[info]info_sponge
2011-02-06 07:57 pm UTC (link)

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[info]dirtywhiteboy
2011-02-06 08:24 pm UTC (link)
That's just not fair.

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[info]info_sponge
2011-02-06 08:40 pm UTC (link)
It isn't?

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