Alright. I'm going to put a final rest to the rumors and concerns that I killed the captain, mostly because there's no reason for me to keep any secrets anymore.
Yes, I asked about his whereabouts. But there's an explanation for that.
I'm not a restaurant manager. And my name is not Isaac Thomas. My name is Special Agent Declan Williams, with the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and I was assigned to an undercover mission to investigate some of the captain's questionable dealings. Jessica Thomas is not my wife, nor is she Jessica Thomas. She's my partner, Special Agent Marcie Edwards.
And yes, I'm aware that this isn't an easy story to believe. But if you have trouble believing it, come and see me, and I'd be more than happy to show you my badge and credentials, both of which thankfully survived the wreck.
If you've got any more questions, please don't hesitate to ask. I'll answer most anything.