May 31st ;; evening
This island legitimately has an internet thing. Internet. On an island.
Color me surprised. Just take surprised Sharpie and color all over my face with it. Maybe a little impressed Sharpie, too.
But now that we have our priorities figured out... anyone tried to get off this rock?
And, um... might be a long-shot, but... I'm looking for a few people. Has anyone heard about anyone named Dan Rivera, Greg Flatt, Jamie Ortega or Jakob Ortega?