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Title: "Quidditch-toned Thighs?"
Artist: centaury_squill
Rating: G
Media: Graphics tablet and GIMP
Content/Warning(s): None
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *It's in the title!*
Summary: Snape observes Seeker practice.
A/N: Thanks for giving me the excuse to play with my graphics tablet. :D



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Title: A Grim Old Cat
Author: oliversnape
Other pairings/threesome: Canon Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 14,256
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *AR, minor character deaths mentioned in passing.*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Cat!Snape, Grimmauld Place after war, Back to work at Hogwarts, Virgin!Harry, Ministry bureaucratic idiocy.*
Summary: In which Harry finds comfort in his own routines, solitude, Grimmauld Place, and normality in the sound of incoming trains. He ought to have known a cat would subtly change things to suit its own machinations.
A/N: Thank you to my beta pygmypuffofdoom, any other mistakes are mine.


(A Grim Old Cat)

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Title: A Push in the Right Direction
Author: angela_snape
Other pairings/threesome: brief mention of Neville/Charlie
Rating: PG
Word count: 3K
Warning(s): None.
Cliche: (highlight for spoilers) *#71-Post-war: Snape is Headmaster/teaches potions; Harry is DADA professor. and #101-Post-Hogwarts, one of them agrees to pose as the love interest of the other to deter some unwanted suitor.*
Summary: An unwanted suitor may just be a push in the right direction for Harry.
A/N: With thanks to leela_cat and alisanne for their beta skills, and to the mods for their patience and understanding.

( A Push in the Right Direction )

Title: Detonation
Author: schemingreader
Other pairings/threesome: Hermione/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~10K
Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *There is graphic description of sexual behaviour, but nothing out of the ordinary because after all this is the cliché fest. Canon character death (but not Snape, he's alive, or I'd have to warn for necrophilia.)*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Snape is a virgin—and some nods to a few others.*
Summary: Harry's London flat was a small place, but in a good location, worth expanding to fit a roommate—even if that roommate was your least favorite teacher, back from the dead.
A/N: I love Periodic Table of Videos and I think that's quite obvious to anyone else who has seen those videos. This isn't a crossover because they aren't in Nottingham. (Have you ever thought Neil was actually a brilliant working-class wizard in disguise? Me, too.) I had four beta-readers on three continents, but any errors that remain after this conscientious scouring are not coming out.


( Detonation )

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Fic:
•A Pointed Revelation, NC-17, 13,900 words.
Summary: Harry can't become an Auror unless he can master non-verbal spells.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•I'd Wank Instead (or the Forty-Fourth Day), PG, 1,576 words.
Summary: With only one day left to consummate their marriage, things are getting tense in the Snape-Potter household.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•I've Served Too Many Masters, R, 1,200 words.
Summary: Severus has finally found his master.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Lemons to Lemonade, R, 8,270 words. (Chan)
Summary: Harry normally rolls well with life’s punches, but this one might just leave him with the most sour taste in his mouth for the rest of his days.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Little Boy Lost, NC-17, 7,400 words.
Summary: When Severus returns home early from a Potions conference, he discovers his husband's secret.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Marriage Lines, R/NC-17, 7,400 words. (Chan, 16)
Summary: Much is asked from heroes, and they respond with more.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•The Accidental Fathers (or “And Bob’s Your Uncle”), NC-17, 11,300 words.
Summary: When Harry’s son comes to him with a big problem, Harry steps in to help out. And so does Severus. But Severus’ help comes with a price, which causes another problem. A circular story where Harry ultimately gets exactly what he’s always wanted.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?, PG-13, 2,374 words.
Summary: Severus takes his role of Harry's guardian seriously.
LJ, IJ, or DW


Art:
•A Morning Stroll, G
Summary: Keeping undercover in his animagus form would have been a lot easier for Harry if he had the shape of something more... conventional. Luckily, Severus Snape is anything but a conventional pet owner.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•Bond, PG-13
Summary: Evil!Harry enslaves/brings Snape under his thrall.
LJ, IJ, or DW

•No Rush, PG (chan)
Summary: Harry's fingers tumble over the many buttons of Snape's vest. He must be shaking, because Snape places a stabilizing hand just above his elbow.
LJ, IJ, or DW


Fic and Art:
•Arousing Exhibition, NC-17, 8,400 words.
Summary: Coming to Hogwarts with the English Quidditch team to play an Exhibition game was like coming home for Harry, especially as he'd never gotten over his crush on Headmaster Snape.
LJ, IJ, or DW

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Title: I've Served Too Many Masters
Author: ladydeth12
Other pairings/threesome: Harry/Snape, past Lucius/Snape, Voldemort/Snape and Dumbledore/Snape
Rating: R
Word count: 100 x 12
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Dark-ish!fic, hints at D/s, mentions of rape (not Harry or Severus)*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *powerful!Harry*
Summary: Severus has finally found his master.
A/N: This started out as something completely different. And suddenly, when I realized my original idea would turn into a monster, I found this bunny hopping about and snatched it up! Oh, and I'm usually a writer of more fluffy pieces, and have really never written anything like this before. Title blatantly stolen from Pantera's Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills.


( I've Served Too Many Masters )

Title: Little Boy Lost
Author: eriador117
Rating: NC-17
Word count: Approx. 7,400
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Age play/infantilism, daddy!Kink, mild D/s themes, angst, established relationship. Although everyone involved is over 18, the theme might be considered a bit channish and/or incestous.*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Growing up with the Dursleys has given Harry some issues; Severus helps him indulge them.*
Summary: When Severus returns home early from a Potions conference, he discovers his husband's secret.
A/N: I've been wanting to write a story like this for some time. The cliché fest seemed the ultimate opportunity to stop procrastinating :) Thanks to my beta, R, who shall remain nameless until after the fest.


( Little Boy Lost )

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Title: A Morning Stroll
Artist: mokarran
Rating: G
Media: Digital
Content/Warning(s): None
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Animagus!Harry (as a big black cat, no less), ridiculously billowy robes?*
Summary: Keeping undercover in his animagus form would have been a lot easier for Harry if he had the shape of something more... conventional. Luckily, Severus Snape is anything but a conventional pet owner.
A/N: Spur of the moment, I wanted to do something silly and G-rated... This is what popped out! I hope you like it ^^



( A Morning Stroll )

Title: The Accidental Fathers (or “And Bob’s Your Uncle”)
Author: suitesamba
Other pairings/threesome: Harry/Severus
Rating:NC-17
Word count: 11,300
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Previous H/G Het, explicit M/M sex, language, very mild D/s undertones, mpreg, unintentional destruction of unfertilized human eggs*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *mpreg*
Summary: When Harry’s son comes to him with a big problem, Harry steps in to help out. And so does Severus. But Severus’ help comes with a price, which causes another problem. A circular story where Harry ultimately gets exactly what he’s always wanted.
A/N: My eternal thanks to the two wonderful writers who agreed to beta this fic--atypicalsnowman and bk7brokemybrain.


(The Accidental Fathers (or “And Bob’s Your Uncle”))

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Title: Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
Author: snapesgirl
Other pairings/threesome: Past James/Lily
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2,374
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Fluff, silliness, AU, pre-slash, mild language, character death in past.*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Creature!Severus*
Summary: Severus takes his role of Harry's guardian seriously.
A/N: thanks to the moderators for hosting this fest. A special thank you to accioslash for the hand holding. Thanks also to my proof reader, any mistakes are all mine.


( Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? )

Title: Arousing Exhibition
Author: lilyseyes
Artist: veridari
Rating: M/NC-17
Word count: +/- 8,400
Content/Warning(s): See Cliché -
Cliché:(highlight for spoilers) *41) Pro-Quidditch player/DADA instructor/Auror/Healer Harry, Accidental Mpreg, Virgin!Harry (sorta)*
Summary:Coming to Hogwarts with the English Quidditch team to play an Exhibition game was like coming home for Harry, especially as he'd never gotten over his crush on Headmaster Snape
A/N: Thank you to veridari for the pre-read and sevfan and alisanne for the beta!




( Arousing Exhibition )

Title: Bond
Artist: laniern
Rating: PG-13
Media: Photoshop, wacom
Content/Warning(s): *Uncovered torso, dark!Harry.*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *28) Evil!Harry enslaves/brings Snape under his thrall.*




( Bond )

Title: A Pointed Revelation
Authors: cruisedirector and dementordelta
Rating: R
Word count: ~13,000
Content/Warning(s): (highlight for spoilers) *Teacher/student relationship. Non-explicit mentions of Ron/Hermione. Everyone is over 18.*
Cliché: (highlight for spoilers) *Snape's Patronus turns into Harry's!*
Spoilers: Through Deathly Hallows minus epilogue.
Summary: Harry can't become an Auror unless he can master non-verbal spells.
A/N: Thanks to Isi for beta. Written for snape_potter's Cliche Fest.


(A Pointed Revelation)

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