Title: Brews And Rescues
Author: titC
Other pairings/threesome: none
Rating: Teen
Word count: 18k
Content/Warning(s): Slow Burn, Lucius Malfoy & Severus Snape friendship. Check the AO3 end notes for extra, but slightly spoilery, warnings.
Prompt: 021: Due to ancient morality laws relating to sexual relations at the Ministry, after Harry and Sev are caught enjoying themselves at a Ministry event together, they must pretend they are dating.
Summary: Forced by an ancient (and rogue) Ministry spell to pretend they're in a relationship, retired Auror Harry and loner-by-choice Severus uncover a dastardly plot.
A/N: Big thanks to the fest's mod, who put up with my writerly angst and my extra late submission!

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