Seven Devils

How much blood can a human person lose before they die? Ball park it.

Also, how do you get blood out of a cream carpet?

Asking for a friend.

I'm having a hard time sitting by while people die things happen.

I shouldn't meddle. It'll cause a big fuss with Fate and Mikey and blah blah blah. I can hear his stupid monotone voice in my head and he's not even around. "Leave it be, Gabriel." Like I haven't heard that literally ALL of my existence.

I know I shouldn't meddle.

But I neeeeeed to.

You're all very quiet. How is everyone today?

I'm sure that, at some point, I'll stop falling asleep at my desk and being awoken by the custodial staff three times a week. Given that it's Sunday and this happened today...I don't think it bodes well for the coming week.

Perhaps I should stop trying to replace my blood volume with coffee and go home.

I understand the desire to have a good time, I honestly do. What I do not understand is some of the fanciful notions people come up with while under the influence.

Consider this a free piece of advice: no, you cannot fly. Unless you're not a regular mortal, but I digress.