Seven Devils

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[ sent to ADDY ]
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[TO REX]

» I need to discuss something with you.
» It is of importance.

[TO ADDISON]

» Looking into my family problems should be the least of our worries.
» The boy I have been mentoring has received some ominous visions.

[TO BELLAMY]

» I need you to put a pause on your antics for a while...
» ...and remain close to home.

Why is it that days off always go by so quickly? Does time purposely speed up, then slow down during the work week? Because it sure feels like it.

[ FILTERED TO WOLVES IN THE AREA ]
Stay away from Dumser's dairy farm tomorrow night. He's been complaining all week of his cattle getting spooked after dark and someone suggested he get some cameras on his property.

» Do you have anything in your unicorn arsenal...
» That would provide me a dreamless sleep?
» Would it even work given my affliction?


» My brother is here.

At some point in the very near future, I will have to explain to my mother that she cannot just set me up with anyone she knows who is male and single. Survived the most boring date last night, which felt like hours but was barely one and I know way more than I wanted to about computer processes.

Definitely in the top 5 worst dates ever.

[Guiding Hand Coven]

There's been a request from a sister coven two towns over to assist in a blessing ritual, if you're available on Thursday night at midnight can you join us? We'll start gathering around 11 but so long as you're present by midnight, we'll text coordinates -we'll be in the woods, but we'll have cover and protection from anything that might still be lingering.

Let me know if you can assist.

[Calliope & Alex]

We're gonna wrap up early on Thursday and start late on Friday. So no need to come in on Friday until 11am, and you guys can leave about 4pm on Thursday. I'll still pay your full hours though.

Fuck, here goes nothing.

Hello. I know we don't know each other, my name is Alex McManus. I've passed your store a few times while I've been out, I was wondering if you had any openings.

Unpopular opinion time: Chief Brody in Jaws could totally get it. He gives off nerdy Steve McQueen vibes. Like, Brody would be the safer option you would take home to your parents but then ditch halfway through prom and leave with Steve McQueen.

Oh my God I'm so drunk

Make me feel better; what's your unpopular celebrity crush? There are no losers in this game. And no judgment.

» I hope you're being careful.
» Text me if you need a coffee run, I'll bring what I can.
» How is it looking?

I don't know what a genuine day off is anymore. Just finished fixing Ranger's fence, look over and part of the siding on the house came off. It's the North side, which needs new siding anyway, but still - I wasn't planning on adding that to my list today.

Also I can't be the only one whose excited that Ford has brought the Bronco back?

So... the people who have lived here for their entire lives in this town... can someone explain why it feels like the paths in the wood-forest place outside town change more than the stairs at Hogwarts??

I'm reaching out to everyone on this because frankly, I'm not sure about this one.

Has anyone heard of summoning spell resulting in a bonding? To a non-human? And if so, is there a way to reverse it? I have numerous grimoire's including my great grandmother's and there are mentions but nothing complete.

Any help would be greatly appreciated :)

[ TEXTS SENT TO DALLAS ]

» I want you clocked out by 4pm for the next week.
» I mean it.

[ TEXTS SENT TO RIGGS ]

» Can you help on nights for the next week?

[ TEXTS SENT TO ADDY ]

» Any chance you'll be around the festivities this weekend?

Answered a call today for a woman who hysterically swore up and down someone broke into her house. It didn't take long to find the culprit behind the open cabinets...

Her cat.

It was her cat.

✉ hey boss
✉ did you by any chance order 900 boxes of uncut quartz pieces?
✉ cause someone is trying to give me 900 boxes of uncut quartz pieces.
✉ and i am certain you did not want 900 boxes of anything.
✉ 0_0

The complete disregard for someone's time is astonishing. If you are unable to keep an appointment the courteous thing to do is give notice. Perhaps I should be offering lessons in proper manners instead.

» Morning
» Quick question.

» Do I have 'murder face'?

I'm eating my weight in pretzels to make up for the fact that I spent $20 trying to win one of the games only to realise that it's definitely rigged.

If you see a guy lying on a park bench questioning his life choices that's definitely me.