Seven Devils

To: Asher
From: Lincoln
Date: 16th October

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First day back on the job.

Got a 12-hour shift to look forward. Also working the graveyard one so I am in equal parts hopeful and worried that it's going to be a slow one.

Though knowing my luck I'm probably going to be stuck on clean up duty.

To: Honey
From: Lincoln
Date: 16th September

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To: Dallas
From: Lincoln
Date: 16th September

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Full moons really do bring out the crazy in some people.

Currently nursing a sizable bruise from interrupting a domestic during a response to a lawn fire which later turned out to be the result of a very angry wife unleashing a ton of lighter fluid on her husband's collection of pornography because apparently he pays more attention to that than he does to her.

I'd like to point out that this was only the first of many batshit crazy calls.

» plz come with me to the fete thing
» dante got adopted today and i'm heartbroken
» i need cotton candy, stat.

I'm eating my weight in pretzels to make up for the fact that I spent $20 trying to win one of the games only to realise that it's definitely rigged.

If you see a guy lying on a park bench questioning his life choices that's definitely me.