To the individual who requested Weird Al’s “
I Want A New Duck”
25 times on the jukebox before leaving The Lookout...... If you come back, I’m gonna shove a duck so far up your ass you’ll be quacking the rest of your life, buddy.
Seriously. I hope you step on a Lego.
Someone, give me some earworms to occupy my brain from the endless loop of Yankovic.