Seven Devils

To: Asher
From: Lincoln
Date: 16th October

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>> I'm heading to the nearest big city today
>> Stupid mic packed up
>> $2500 for this and it breaks after six months?
>> need me to grab you anything that Amazon won't deliver for another three days?

[ FILTER INCLUDES: Kitty, Warren, Genesis, Asher, Austin, Kim, Jesse, Montana, Allegra ]

It's come to my attention that you guys don't all know each other/haven't met so this is me reaching out and getting this social ball rolling. This filter will forever be known as the Scooby Gang. You all have me in common and given that...

Singles Night - shall we transgress and get our young adult party on?

So... are we all just going to ignore the giant shadow-demon-elephant in the room and just never speak of this past week ever again? Business as usual?

Asking for a friend.

So... the people who have lived here for their entire lives in this town... can someone explain why it feels like the paths in the wood-forest place outside town change more than the stairs at Hogwarts??

Full moons really do bring out the crazy in some people.

Currently nursing a sizable bruise from interrupting a domestic during a response to a lawn fire which later turned out to be the result of a very angry wife unleashing a ton of lighter fluid on her husband's collection of pornography because apparently he pays more attention to that than he does to her.

I'd like to point out that this was only the first of many batshit crazy calls.

[GROUP TEXT TO CODY & ASHER]

» If either of you are passing by 8-Bit
» I'm really craving Boba
» And a burger. Or meatloaf.

[TEXTS TO GEN - backdated to Saturday]

» Don't get serial murdered.
» On your date-thing.
» Who else would pay attention during lectures for me?

[TEXTS TO KITTY]

» For our illicit clothing trade..
» Will this hooded sweatshirt suffice?
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I'm eating my weight in pretzels to make up for the fact that I spent $20 trying to win one of the games only to realise that it's definitely rigged.

If you see a guy lying on a park bench questioning his life choices that's definitely me.