Seven Devils

Can we all avoid witches for the next eleven days? They're always a bit active and touchy this time of year and I'd rather not deal with anyone getting cursed or controlled by magic.

One full month without incident. It's really not much to ask for.

[Hell folks]
The boredom is setting in. I feel like I'm just spinning my gears, waiting for something to happen. This is annoying.

[ GROUP TEXT TO HIS PROGENY + GRAN-PROGENY ]

» You're all alarmingly quiet.
» I'm more than mildly concerned.
» Please put my mind at ease that you're not causing utter chaos.

[ TEXT TO SABINE ]

» And how is Seven Devils treating you so far?

[ TEXTS TO DIMITRI ]

» Getting up to trouble, Old Sport?
» Or has work completely swallowed you whole?

So for those of us not in the know...

What's up with this 4th business anyway? Like did some famous shit happen or something?

Is this another of those pagan holidays that people turned into weird excuses to buy shit?

Spot the obvious seems to be a popular game in these parts.

I do get the 'small town' mentality, but does every person need to point out that they've never seen you before? Really raises the homicidal urges Does this mean that South Carolina is the one with charming hospitality? I had heard that one of the Carolina's was kind of redundant.