So... other than The Lookout, what other fun things are there to do in this place? Being a recent transplant, I can't exactly keep going to the bar and getting drunk, now can I? I totally can, but still...
To the individual who requested Weird Al’s “I Want A New Duck” 25 times on the jukebox before leaving The Lookout...... If you come back, I’m gonna shove a duck so far up your ass you’ll be quacking the rest of your life, buddy.
Seriously. I hope you step on a Lego.
Someone, give me some earworms to occupy my brain from the endless loop of Yankovic.