Seven Devils

Normally I don't need to deal with people who call the station, it's not my job. But the usual girl who deals with the phones is out this week because of the flu which means we're sort of rotating to take over the job for now.

Boy-o. Let me tell you, this girl has so much more patience than I ever knew.

I thought conspiracy theorists were all online, but apparently they still call radio stations. I think we should be petitioning to get this girl a raise. Or pay for her therapy at least.

>> I'm heading to the nearest big city today
>> Stupid mic packed up
>> $2500 for this and it breaks after six months?
>> need me to grab you anything that Amazon won't deliver for another three days?

[ FILTER INCLUDES: Kitty, Warren, Genesis, Asher, Austin, Kim, Jesse, Montana, Allegra ]

It's come to my attention that you guys don't all know each other/haven't met so this is me reaching out and getting this social ball rolling. This filter will forever be known as the Scooby Gang. You all have me in common and given that...

Singles Night - shall we transgress and get our young adult party on?

You know you're tired when you're driving home from work on your motorcycle and.. basically cross paths with a moth, but for a moment you lose your sense of depth perception. So you think you see Moth-Man up ahead coming straight for you. And honestly think to yourself: This is it. This is how I die. Moth-Man has finally come for me.

And then it hits your visor way sooner and you almost crash.

To: Allegra
From: Warren
Date: 16th September

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To: Cassidy
From: Warren
Date: 16th September

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To: Kitty
From: Warren
Date: 16th September

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So... are we all just going to ignore the giant shadow-demon-elephant in the room and just never speak of this past week ever again? Business as usual?

Asking for a friend.

[ SENT TO AUSTIN ]

» EVER READ THE MIST BY STEPHEN KING?
» THIS IS KIND OF LIKE THAT

» But with psychotic shadow creatures.

[ SENT TO KITTY ]

» I'm at the library at school.
» Are you okay?

[ SENT TO GEN ]

» WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

HA. I caught a MF scorpion bitches! Exhausting, but worth it.

Started rearranging my island, lost track of time, forgot it was meant to be a twenty minute break from research, promptly got sucked in. Lost my damn mind. Had to finish research at 9pm. Frazzled AF right now.

This is as distracting as online shopping. Totally mean to limit the time on it, end up lost for hours and doing things you didn't realise you were going to do. Like why did I order this kitchen organiser? I have a dishwasher, I don't need a sink rack.

Assaulted by a loaf of bread in the supermarket.

I have no idea why or who by, but flying loafs of bread.

I feel violated. By bread. Is nowhere safe?

Anyone else have to make their alarm clock a noise they absolutely despise? As well as place it clear across the apartment to guarantee you actually get up?

I hate the sound of air horns. And every night I have to put my phone clear across my place so I jump out of bed every morning. Even then, though, the chances of me collapsing back on the couch or in my bed is 50/50.

» you said you had climbing gear, right?
» like serious climbing gear or just like
» pulling up a broken wall climbing gear?

I am legit phoning it in at this point with my Theology class.

Primarily because they won't accept anything that I actually want to do.

So yes, I will just sit in class and I will just play Animal Crossing. I'm gonna get that five star island rating, Isabelle, stop messing me around with your bullshit decorating clause.

[Warren]

» I know you were as drunk as he was but something Cas said on singles night has been bugging me.
» The stuff about a secret fraternal society.
» Do you remember that? Or is that part of the night a bit of a blur for you?

[Cassidy]

» So I've sat on this for ages
» But what did you mean when you talked about a secret fraternal society? And scholars?

» Weird question.
» What do you know about giant spiders?

Whomst wants a job?

• Vinyl Resting Place
• Process in house sales
• A little bit of cleaning/dusting
• Maybe learn how to inventory later...maybe
• Make your own (realistic) hours
• Amazing boss
• Awesome McAwesome shit all the way around

The only rules are:

• Do. Not. Play. Top 40. On. My. Speakers. Even if I'm not there. I'll know.
• Do. Not. Touch. The. Signed. Fender. Stratocaster. I'll know.
• Do. Not. Rearrange. ANYTHING. I'll know
• No touchy the shelf of snacks marked "Dallas" those aren't for you.
• Have fun or whatever and feel free to hella debate with customers.

[GROUP TEXT TO CODY & ASHER]

» If either of you are passing by 8-Bit
» I'm really craving Boba
» And a burger. Or meatloaf.

[TEXTS TO GEN - backdated to Saturday]

» Don't get serial murdered.
» On your date-thing.
» Who else would pay attention during lectures for me?

[TEXTS TO KITTY]

» For our illicit clothing trade..
» Will this hooded sweatshirt suffice?
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This is the most epic of TGIF moments. I cannot express the hell this week has been.

If only I had the will to make weekend plans that didn't suck. Taking suggestions!

Alright so... anyone else hungover with a deep sense of regret and inability to remember exactly what transpired last night?

I know, for a fact, that I at least ended up at the diner at some point in the evening. Only because there's photographic proof.

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For all those who were smart enough not to be peer-pressured by friends and stay home last night... fastest working hangover remedies. Please?

To: Cassidy & Kitty
From: Warren
Date: 19th June

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I did not think that of all places in the world that I'd come face to face with Asher Beckett it would be a small town in North Carolina.

Been following his podcast for years, one of the reasons I'm here in fact.

I'm totally going to need to find a job.