Seven Devils

Anyone else have to make their alarm clock a noise they absolutely despise? As well as place it clear across the apartment to guarantee you actually get up?

I hate the sound of air horns. And every night I have to put my phone clear across my place so I jump out of bed every morning. Even then, though, the chances of me collapsing back on the couch or in my bed is 50/50.

ٱلسَّلَامُ عَلَيْكُمْ‎

What's Good, Seven Devils?

I did not think that of all places in the world that I'd come face to face with Asher Beckett it would be a small town in North Carolina.

Been following his podcast for years, one of the reasons I'm here in fact.

I'm totally going to need to find a job.

✉ hey boss
✉ did you by any chance order 900 boxes of uncut quartz pieces?
✉ cause someone is trying to give me 900 boxes of uncut quartz pieces.
✉ and i am certain you did not want 900 boxes of anything.
✉ 0_0

I have discovered there are a few speedways and a dirt track not far from here. Suddenly, my boredom has vanished.

The music. The art. This town just keeps getting more delightful by the day.

I understand the desire to have a good time, I honestly do. What I do not understand is some of the fanciful notions people come up with while under the influence.

Consider this a free piece of advice: no, you cannot fly. Unless you're not a regular mortal, but I digress.