Seven Devils

My beloved garden roses unexpectedly bloomed in abundance overnight!



Due to the unexpected amount I have, I am offering them for free to anyone interested. They will make a lovely gift for someone special in your life or a lovely centerpiece for your table.

Their fragrances are lovely if you wish to make rose oil or water, these are for you!

The complete disregard for someone's time is astonishing. If you are unable to keep an appointment the courteous thing to do is give notice. Perhaps I should be offering lessons in proper manners instead.

How come older folks don't get that the headphones in ears is a clear 'only bother me if it's important' sign? Like I'm not just prodding folks who're reading the paper or shit just to talk about nothing.

Getting my breakfast and this woman just isn't taking the hint and keeping trying to get my attention. Figured maybe it's cause I'm in uniform, maybe something's happened. So I begrudgingly ask her what's up.

Nothing. She just wanted to tell me about this girl her granddaughter knows that's just become single and how nice it'd be if we went on a nice little walk.

I've got old ladies I don't know in the coffee shop trying to set me up now. Great.