Seven Devils

When I got told this place was 'interesting', I was thinking more... sideshow carnival than ... whatever this is.

I bought a voodoo doll pretzel today, and it didn't taste like ass so that's a bonus, but wow this is something else.

If this is the start of the camping season, what's hunting season like?

It's these kind of days that make you want a long ride and a fire under the stars, when you're hit with the unattainable urge to surf.

I understand the desire to have a good time, I honestly do. What I do not understand is some of the fanciful notions people come up with while under the influence.

Consider this a free piece of advice: no, you cannot fly. Unless you're not a regular mortal, but I digress.

I'm eating my weight in pretzels to make up for the fact that I spent $20 trying to win one of the games only to realise that it's definitely rigged.

If you see a guy lying on a park bench questioning his life choices that's definitely me.

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» What is this monstrosity??

» Where is my violin?

Y'all, I don't completely what a Hubble Bubble is but I have had three in two days and I just might like it. This from the girl who grew up with Guinness and Glenlivet in a bottle. (not really but I digress).

Too bad it can't always be like this, hmm? Though the number of people thinking they can fly, are invisible or being naked in my pond could do to be a bit less.

If nothing else, it certainly isn't dull around here at the moment.

» Are you working tonight?
» I'm being peer pressured into a club night.
» On a Tuesday!

» How does this happen?!

» I am in need of your assistance.