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HI CHUMS. This is Valefar, here to steal your wallets and max out your credit cards.
Val is a Duke of Hell, a sort of demonic patron of thieves and (to her perpetual resentment) a periodic sorcerer's familiar who takes deep pleasure in fucking with her masters, leading them into a seemingly profitable life of crime and abandoning them at the gallows. Girl's gotta get her kicks somehow.
Anyway, she loves friends! And by loves, I mean breaks into their apartments and buys them unwanted novelty purchases using their own Amazon accounts. She's such a pal!
Val is a Duke of Hell, a sort of demonic patron of thieves and (to her perpetual resentment) a periodic sorcerer's familiar who takes deep pleasure in fucking with her masters, leading them into a seemingly profitable life of crime and abandoning them at the gallows. Girl's gotta get her kicks somehow.
Anyway, she loves friends! And by loves, I mean breaks into their apartments and buys them unwanted novelty purchases using their own Amazon accounts. She's such a pal!