Magical maintenance have been having quite the rough morning, if rumours are to be believed. It seems something went wrong with the charms in the DMLE overnight. But I'm sure they'll have all the snow cleared up shortly, and it can't really be affecting all the doorways. What tireless workers maintenance are in any case, and how fortunate all we in the Ministry are to have them.
[DOMGAS]On a related note, anyone wishing to contribute to the department's annual Christmas gift to maintenance is still welcome to do so. MM does so much for us all, and it is always best to keep them on our good side. Interested parties may speak to the blonde intern, whenever she's done hiding in the toilets. If you can't find her any sooner, you may bring your contribution to the department's get-together tomorrow night.
On an unrelated note, "killing the messenger" is generally meant to be figurative and I'm sure we all want to keep it that way. Anyone considering sending an owl, memo or Holiday Carolgram to "Desmond Oglethorpe" is advised to keep this in mind and to spare any remaining innocent bystanders from an ignominious fate.
[Morven]No need to look so smug. There are, you know, ways to make your mark without undermining your predecessor, particularly before your predecessor is out of the way. You may not care what your husband thinks of this grand joke of yours, but I do care what my wife does.
Did you learn anything useful at last night's? Come see me when you've a chance. I've already removed the mistletoe from my door, so for the sake of our little blonde minion if nothing else, please refrain from replacing it.
[Parkin-Miracles]Sometimes think we're the last intelligent tribe known to wizardkind, if not mankind as a whole.
The snowballs in DMLE, though. Those were good. Wish I could promote whoever thought of them.