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incorrigible (adj): maggie macdougal (wrecktify) wrote in neeps,
@ 2017-12-22 21:15:00

Entry tags:

! journal, ainsley galbraith, alec urquhart, maggie macdougal, peggy urquhart

[posted at 3 a.m. friday night/saturday morning]
Something I didn't miss about overnight shifts at St. Mungo's: the wee hours waiting game. ~~Well, I did a bit, but~~ Someone, please, entertain me. I've read the reference books here enough to recite them in my sleep. ~~My partner is a drip and a half, and~~

AINSLEY GALBRAITH:

I'm living vicariously through you, so please, spill.

ALEC URQUHART:

[Each bullet is written in a separate ward so Alec's fancy charm to notify him of wards goes off multiple times. 23 times, to be exact. Strikeouts are cosmetic only, and the text beneath them readable.]

Dear Master Urquhart,
It was a pleasure to see you at the Macmillain Ranch earlier this week.
Conversing with you was a singular experience, as always.
Thank you so much for relieving me of my firewhiskey; it was weighing my bag down rather a lot.
I've been told that it's unladylike to be drinking hard liquors, but how else is a young woman such as myself expected to ~~lure men into her grasp~~ find a dance companion in this day and age?
On that note, thank you also for the dance. It was such a welcome surprise when you didn't mangle my feet like my peers warned me you would.
Won't they be surprised!
I'm sorry, we don't have much paper up here in the mountains where we don't have many trees.
I'm rather ashamed to say, but I find I must use each piece of paper for a dual purpose.
Please excuse this break in propriety while I record my shopping list for my elderly house elf, Geraldina.
Eggs (12)
Cheddar cheese
Bell pepper (2)
Gym socks
New sweater?
Souls of the innocent
Dish towel
I do hope we can find time to meet again.
Best wishes,
The Lady Maighread MacDougal, esq.
P.S. Fuck you.
P.P.S. Merry Christmas.
P.P.P.S. But still, fuck you.

~~PEGGY URQUHART:~~

~~I didn't reali~~

PEGGY URQUHART: [added after dumb Alec's dumb owl]

I didn't know Circe was there and I didn't know they were going to print it.

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	Maggie/Ainsley keptinreserve 2017-12-23 02:25 am UTC (link)
	What exactly am I spilling? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Maggie/Ainsley wrecktify 2017-12-23 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Hmmmmmmm! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maggie/Ainsley keptinreserve 2017-12-23 03:00 am UTC (link)
	I met his parents, so that's a thing that happened to me. I know it was just because of the party, but still. Can I live vicariously through you instead? Even with the fog horn thing? Yes, I absolutely heard that. Is something wrong with your journal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maggie/Ainsley wrecktify 2017-12-23 03:25 am UTC (link)
	[...] On your second date? [...] Was it even a date? Was. There was something wrong with my journal. ~~Living this life is currently more mortifying than exc~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maggie/Ainsley keptinreserve 2017-12-23 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	~~I DON'T KNOW~~ Yes? I'm assuming? I'm...not great at these sorts of things. Maggie, I met his parents, and I was not remotely ready, and I don't know what to do with this information. I am also going to assume that your journal thing had something to do with the Circe article. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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keptinreserve, 2017-12-25 02:34 am UTC

ohlaird
2017-12-23 03:48 am UTC (link)

Alec at 3am

Alec at 3:15

3:30

3:45

4:00am
[The Not so Esteemed Maighread]

Dearest Lady MacDougal,

It is with the kindest well wishes that I say ~~fuck offffff it's 4~~ that I do wish we shall meet again but must alas ask for it to be at another hour as not all of us are such ~~insufferable~~ ardent night owls such as yourself.

Fare thee as well as I fare,

Alexander, Younger of Urquhart

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Alexander, Younger of Urquhart

wrecktify
2017-12-23 04:07 am UTC (link)

YOU	ME
1	1

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	Maighread, The Disreputable ohlaird 2017-12-24 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Your math needs work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alexander, the Restless wrecktify 2017-12-24 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Your brain needs work, my math's perfect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maighread the Maleficent ohlaird 2017-12-24 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	My brain is currently half awake thanks to certain ladies of disrepute. Why are you even awake at this hour? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Alexander the Average -

wrecktify, 2017-12-24 06:03 pm UTC

Maighread the Maddening -

ohlaird, 2017-12-24 06:14 pm UTC

Alexander the Unappreciative -

wrecktify, 2017-12-24 06:26 pm UTC

Maighread the Maniacal -

ohlaird, 2017-12-24 06:28 pm UTC

Alexander the Unwitting -

wrecktify, 2017-12-24 06:29 pm UTC

NO Journal response -

ohlaird, 2017-12-24 07:08 pm UTC

Re: NO Journal response -

wrecktify, 2017-12-24 07:11 pm UTC

UNTIL...midmorning owl! -

ohlaird, 2017-12-24 07:10 pm UTC

Re: UNTIL...midmorning owl! -

ohlaird, 2017-12-24 07:14 pm UTC

return owl -

wrecktify, 2017-12-24 07:29 pm UTC

return owl -

ohlaird, 2017-12-24 10:19 pm UTC

Alexander the Not-All-Bad, OCCASIONALLY -

wrecktify, 2017-12-25 03:04 am UTC

Maighread, aka She who finally sees the plan all along -

ohlaird, 2017-12-25 06:32 pm UTC

Alexander the SCHEMING -

wrecktify, 2017-12-26 03:20 am UTC

Maighread, the Begrudgingly Grateful -

ohlaird, 2017-12-26 07:32 am UTC

	arulefollower 2017-12-24 02:08 am UTC (link)
	And what kind of entertainment shall you require? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-24 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	I've already run the back staircases a dozen times. I'd even play pictionary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arulefollower 2017-12-24 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	I find myself quite find of the cryptic puzzles found in The Times of London. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-24 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Thrilling! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	arulefollower 2017-12-24 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well no, even I can admit that, however there is a certain sense of accomplishment about finishing one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	mmmcc 2017-12-24 04:44 am UTC (link)
	WHY would you wanna WORK that late (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-24 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Emergencies never rest. That was rather dramatic, wasn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-12-24 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah you sound like you're on the wireless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wrecktify 2017-12-24 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	Think I've got a future in the wide world of media? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mmmcc 2017-12-24 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	Hell maybe, there's loads of people worse. that do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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wrecktify, 2017-12-24 04:59 pm UTC

	Maggie - on Christmas Eve morning gilliflower 2017-12-24 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know that they were. I think the stupid goatee told them. It's all right. I'm over being so mad now. I know you didn't mean it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie wrecktify 2017-12-24 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	~~That would be the most vile animagus form...~~ I didn't think you'd get that angry. ~~Your brother's been terrorizi~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Peggy/Maggie

gilliflower
2017-12-24 09:40 pm UTC (link)

I'm mostly angry because Rita said something awful in this week's staff meeting about how I'm going to be getting my stories in the locker room over the second half of the season.

I can't let that kind of thing get round about me because it's bad enough without some of these twats deciding there's a reason to try to take advantage of me more than they already have, because that's all they can think about with witches.

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	Peggy/Maggie wrecktify 2017-12-24 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	[...] [...] [...] It wasn't supposed to affect your career, it was a stupid joke. ~~I'm sor~~ Skeeter could meet with an unfortunate hex, you know; or fists. I've heard. Even those others who may try. All you'd need to to is mention a name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Peggy/Maggie gilliflower 2017-12-24 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	I know it wasn't supposed to. My job is just ~~a pain in the arse~~ difficult right now. I'll take care of Skeeter myself. I already owe her ~~one~~ ~~two~~ quite a few so this is just going on her tab. I don't want any more hitting or anything, I just want it to stop. Is Alec still pranking you? I'll tell him to stop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)