Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: Anticiaption
Challenge: Re-Post
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Poetry-- Limerick
Word Count 29
Characters: Remus/Sirius
Kinks: alpha remus, bondage
Notes: Sirius POV.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.


Anticipation

I'm going out of my head
as I lie bound tight on his bed.
Growing firm with the waiting.
Eager, anticipating.
I'll lock the door-- he just said.

Title: Best Hidden
Challenge: RePost
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Word Count 27
Characters: Remus/Sirius
Kinks: first time, alpha!remus
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.




Best Hidden

Come Padfoot, let's leave the others.
We both consider them brothers,
but I want to do
new things with you
that are best hidden under the covers.

Title: Dear Diary (Late Night Confessions)
Challenge:Re-post
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:R
Form: Poetry: Limerick 4 stanzas
Word Count 125
Characters: Remus/unstated; Remus/Sirius
Warnings: oral sex
Notes: The premise is Remus writes a confession in his diary after going on a double date with Sirius and two nameless girls. Sirius reads and responds.


( Dear Diary (Late Night Confessions) )

Title:Caught Shagging
Challenge: REPOST on pervy_werewolf
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Poetry, Limerick
Characters: Remus/Sirius, James and Remus/Sirius/James
Kinks: voyeurism, threesome
Notes The original was written years ago, but not so pervy. I offer 2 revised versions now.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: are love


( Caught Shagging )

Title:Tootsie Roll Pops
Challenge: Re-post at pervy_werewolf
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: R
Form: Poetry
Word Count 80
Characters:Remus/Tootsie Roll Pops
kinks candy!sex, implied wanking
Notes: Inspired by this commercial.

Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: Will be rewarded with candy!

( Tootsie Roll Pops )

Title:Dementors
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form: Poetry: Limerick, 4 stanzas
Characters: Dementors. I wrote from my POV, but I'd choose Remus as a likely HP author.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.



Dementors

I hate when dementors attack,
knocking me flat on my back.
To suck the glee
right out of me,
can't fight out of a wet sack.

Can't take it as dementors near,
filling my heart with great fear.
Anguish and dread
take over my head
and knock me flat onto my rear.

My dementors take several forms.
The wraith creature isn't the norm.
Hurricanes, cancers,
fears with no answers
all worsen the internal storm.

Dementors, a bad part of life,
swooping in to stir up strife.
S'pose I'll go get
a huge load of chocolate.
It cuts them down like a scythe.

(Chocolate can repel them effectively them because I figure a giant Hershey Bar might be my Patronus. Ya, I know not canon. )

Title:Marauders
Prompt: none
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13 underage drinking
Form: Poetry: Limerick of 6 stanzas
Characters: MWPP
Notes: Stanza's 1-4 from each Marauder's pov. Stanza 5 all. Stanza 6 Sirius.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.



( Marauders  )