Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: A Gift for Mum
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #2 Charing Cross Road
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Notes: The boys got together during the summer. After spending a day in Muggle London, Sirius decided he wanted to buy his dear Mum a present.
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A Gift for Mum

Here we are, Charing Cross Road.
What say we take off a load?
Pop in at the Cauldron,
Drain a pint for fun.
Then we'll surprise Mum with this toad.

Title: Bliss
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #3 Bliss
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, girl from Snape's worst memory
Notes: Marauder Era
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Bliss

A young girl sighs, lost in bliss.
How many O.W.L.S. will she miss?
She doesn't care
As she sits there
Daydreaming of Sirius' kiss.

Title: Bludger!
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon:#4 Bludger
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius (MWPP all present)
Notes: Marauder Era Mischief afoot
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Bludger!

"A bludger is just what we need
To make certain this plot will succeed!"
Sirius Black
Sure had a knack
For mischievous excellence indeed.

Title: Rain and Tears
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #5 Picture Prompt
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius
Notes: He's just been disowned by Walburga.
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Rain and Tears

Glad to be rid of that place.
Obsessed with a Pureblood race.
Black stalked the street,
Nodded to those he'd meet.
Rain hiding the tears on his face.

Title: Harry's Smile
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #6 smile
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, baby!Harry
Notes: Sirius hated when he was on assignment for The Order and didn't get to help tuck baby!Harry in at night.
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Harry's Smile

On broken glass I'd crawl a mile.
Swim a croc filled Nile.
To tuck Harry in tight,
Kiss him goodnight,
And adore his precious smile.

Title: Rainstorm in the Great Hall
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #7 thunderstorm (I left out the thunder/lightening)
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Word Count:
Characters: Sirius, James, various Hogwarts students
Notes: MWPP mischief
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Rainstorm in the Great Hall

Pads and Prongs yowled with delight.
The Great Hall, a rain soaked sight.
For they'd managed to form
An indoor storm
After turning the girl's robes white!

Title: Nightmare
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #8 Nightmare
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Remus, Snape. Sirius' POV (Could be Sirius/Remus)
Notes: Marauder Era
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Nightmare

Nightmare

"Wake up Moony. Mate, are you there?
I've just had an awful nightmare."

"Padfoot, you're shaking-
Cold, clammy, and quaking."

"I--I--dreamed I had the greasy git's hair."

Title: Bloody Sunlight
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #9 sunlight
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP (Moony is in the hospital wing with Madame Pomfrey)
Notes: The morning after a particularly difficult full moon.
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Bloody Sunlight

"Someone block that cursed window.
Bloody sunlight's causing me woe,"
Sirius moaned.
Pete and James groaned,
"We're in the same state, don'tchaknow?"

Title: Misuse of Power
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 10 "Power was my weakness and my temptation." Albus Dumbledore
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Remus, Dumbledore
Warnings: OotP Era bitter!Sirius
Notes: Not exactly the context of the quote, but fitting.
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Misuse of Power

The old codger has too much power.
Yes Remus, my attitude is sour!
I'm no frail princess
For him to insist
On keeping me locked in my tower.

Title: Appeasing Moony
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #11 Fizzing Whizzbees
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Warnings: Misuse of limerick rhyme scheme.
Notes: Sirius has made Remus angry *again* and wants to make amends.
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Appeasing Moony

Moony's angry, I need to appease.
He acts like I'm covered in fleas.
Fanged Frisbees?
Fizzing Whizzbees?
Or me, on bended knees?

Title: A Romantic Stroll
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #12 Pictue Prompt
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Snape/Black, but not really.
Warnings Crossdressing!Snape.
Notes: AU OotP. Snape gets assigned to watch over Sirius so he can get out of the house now and then. It's Sirius' turn to decide on their disguises. They're an elderly couple, still in love. :p
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A Romantic Stroll

It's a beautiful night for a stroll.
Smile, 'still in love' is our goal.
Now please do be grand,
And hold my hand.
You look stunning in Gran Longbottom's stole.

Title: What's the Point?
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 13 "Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?"--Viktor Krum
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, James (Sirius/James if you choose to interpret it that way. I do.)
Notes: Siri-fied Viktor's quote. Sirius only agreed to play Quidditch to help his love life. (Like he needed help.)
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What's the Point?

What's the point of playing Quidditch?
When in my plan there's a hitch.
How can I score?
After practice I'm sore.
And Hooch says don't snog on the Pitch!

Title: Brilliant!
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #14 The Cloak of Invisibility
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP (Sirius is the one who speaks.)
Notes: I really wondered if James would have had the cloak in his possession at 11. Then I decided Dumbledore gave it to Harry at that age, so why not. This is all for giggles anyway.
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Brilliant!

"It's the most brilliant thing ever, Jamie!"
The Marauders all nodded with glee.
As they watched the first year
Completely disappear
Under his Cloak of Invisibility.

Title: A Drop in the Ocean
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #15 A Drop in the Ocean
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Harry
Notes: PoA Era.
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A Drop in the Ocean

Horrors of Azkaban.
Enough to break most any man--
Just a drop in the ocean
of Sirius' emotion;
As back to Harry he ran.

Title: It was Just a Couple of Bars
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #16 Stars
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Sirius-Lily
Notes: The boys overdid the Bachelor Party sometime just before Lily and James' wedding. As the best man, Lily's holding Sirius responsible. At least until James regains consciousness.
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It was Just a Couple of Bars

Oi! Evans, you made me see stars.
I hope it doesn't leave scars.
That was really uncalled for.
Now my cheek's all sore.
We just stopped at a couple of bars!

Title: Blasphemy in the Fountain
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #17 Fountain
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP Era None really, but James and Sirius did this.
Notes: Fed up with the discrimination against werewolves, James and Sirius break into the Ministry of Magic for their own form of protest.
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Blasphemy in the Fountain

Something's amiss at the ministry.
Whispers of scandalous travesty.
There, in the fountain;
Atop a small mountain
Is a werewolf for all to see.

Title: First Flight
Prompt:phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #18 Flight
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form:Limerick
Characters: Sirius, James, baby!Harry, Lily
Notes: Lily's sleeping after Harry's delivery. Sirius is the proud godfather.
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First Flight?

James ~ beaming with pride.
Lily ~ sleeping by his side.
"He's so tiny. It's scary,"
says Sirius holding Harry.
"How long 'til he can take a ride?"

I had the whole day off work and still had so much rl crap to deal with I couldn't get all of these posted even though they're coded and everything. Here's hoping it won't be NEXT April before I get finished. :(