Title: Upside-Down
Characters/Pairings: Crawford, a blonde, and a brunette
Team: Schwarz
Rating: PG-13, guns, violence, death of peripheral people w/weapons
Word Count: 100
Series:
Kapitel, NoirComment: Crawford is inconvenienced while fulfilling a contract.
Crawford was dumbfounded.
The simple contract hadn't required the specialized skills of his team. He just had to walk in, neutralize an insignificant target, and walk back out.
He'd foreseen neither bodyguards nor women before approaching the office.
The blonde somersaulted over the first bodyguard easily, shooting him as she landed.
The brunette, swinging upside-down from the ceiling, garroted another with his own tie, then lightly flipped to crouch in front of the desk, gun ready.
Firing together, they eliminated both the target and Crawford's anticipated profit.
Annoyed, Crawford turned. Pointless to continue. The French bimbos had screwed him again.
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Title: Right Side Up
Characters/Pairings: Crawford, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead
Team: Schwarz
Word Count: 100
Series:
Kapitel, NoirComment: Crawford is recompensed.
Crawford's mood lifted rapidly as their glasses were refilled with excellent French wine.
Schuldig muttered,
petite somethings and
amour, in the background of Crawford's hazy thoughts. The blonde was snuggled on one side, Schuldig on the other, just the way he liked it. The brunette apparently preferred to watch quietly.
He was beginning to get a nice buzz, and almost ready to forgive their
faux-pas in taking out his target today. Their gesture of apology, a fine French dinner, was turning out quite nicely.
Escargots, coq-au-vin, perhaps
pâtisserie et café-au-lait plus tard....He savored his wine, anticipating the coming feast.
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For those who haven't met the assassin team, NOIR, here are
Kirika and Mireille.