The Weiss Kreuz 100

Who is the best at blackmail?  Why Schuldig, of course!  He earns his team the win with 10 points.  ^_^  Weiss wouldn't resort to that sort of thing and Schreient won't get that dirty.

This week's prompt is #24 – Clichés

We have all read fan fiction that uses many of the clichés that have been associated with the Weiss Kreuz fandom.  So, take these clichés and write about them this week!

What does Farfarello put in a blender? What has Ken broken lately?  Is Schuldig having a fit over his new drug of choice? Brad Crawford…is he really a clothes horse? Will someone stop Omi from crying…again? Who is Yohji sleeping with now?

There are so many out there, so no matter what cliché you use, write it in 100 words.