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[Jan. 9th, 2012|07:19 pm] |
You wouldn't think so, but it actually gets boring here sometimes.
Would anyone like to go to a film with me or something? It seems like there's not much out though. Hm. Any ideas? |
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[Jan. 8th, 2012|10:47 pm] |
Who knew that models would be so annoying. This was supposed to be my dream job. |
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[Nov. 25th, 2011|12:04 am] |
I'm home and I'm fine. |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2011|05:51 pm] |
JIM
I'VE GOT A LEAD, COME ON |
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[Nov. 14th, 2011|07:01 pm] |
I just got a ransom demand. For my daughter.
Jim, I hope to God you showed up with a phaser. |
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[Nov. 13th, 2011|10:15 pm] |
Mom? Dad? Flock? Zellie never came back last night from visiting Mr. Kirk. I'm going to go flying and look for her. |
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[Nov. 12th, 2011|09:55 pm] |
Bones, what did you do to me this time? |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|10:02 pm] |
Longest. Orgy. Ever.
That's how I want to be remembered in the record books.
Who's in? |
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[Apr. 1st, 2010|02:06 am] |
Got paid for my last flick.
Bought a new house.
Around the corner from my other one.
I think it's time to break it in with a housewarming orgy party.
All ladies are invited.
Especially green ones.
Clothing is, of course, as usual, so very optional. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2010|03:01 pm] |
I do not always understand humans and their... pick up lines? |
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[Mar. 1st, 2010|08:36 pm] |
Now that the Winter Olympics are over, I feel that the average person is ill represented in sporting events. Many people enjoy sport, but get no chance to compete.
I propose a change.
I am going to organize a Winter Festival, filled with events that the everyday person is likely familiar with. Thus far, I have Snowball Fighting, Snow Figure Making, Ice Sliding, and Snow Shoveling. I'd like to have ten, so does anyone else have any other ideas? |
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[Mar. 1st, 2010|04:48 pm] |
Anyone have any suggestions to get rid of sinus headaches when aspirin seems to have little or no effect? I've had a damned headache all day and I can't even go to the shooting range to burn off the irritation; I think it might kill me. |
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[Mar. 1st, 2010|01:13 am] |
Hey, James T. Kirk. Just so you know? You totally got me a boyfriend.
I'd buy you a drink, but I'm scared you'd magically melt my panties with some spirit fingers, so I'm going to just thank you from afar.
I GOT FLOWERS.
ME.
TOTALLY FLOWERS. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2010|10:21 pm] |
Oh you've got to be kidding me. Not again.
I am so tired of time travel.
Where the hell am I this time? |
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[Oct. 24th, 2009|05:06 pm] |
Where does the time go? |
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[Aug. 20th, 2009|03:27 am] |
I am bored and unamused.
Any ideas on what I can do? Remember, I was once the Captain of a Starship and used to be able to go where ever I wanted to in the universe, so entertaining me while I'm marooned here on earth may not be the easiest thing to do. |
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[Aug. 19th, 2009|11:39 am] |
Well well, technically today is my 22nd birthday. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|03:46 pm] |
LUCY!!!! OH LUCY!!!
Can I have lemon meringue pie tonight pleeeeeeease?
And could you make like, a fuckload of those little lemon tarts for all my friends on the boards here? |
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[Aug. 1st, 2009|01:46 pm] |
So I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. |
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[Jul. 9th, 2009|12:39 am] |
I suppose there is one good thing about being marooned here: Real food. Not Starfleet cafeteria food, but real food. Real, delicious, greasy, food at my fingertips.
I'm currently indulging in some tacos. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|09:13 am] |
This seems quite unusual. Why am I an organic life form? |
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[Jul. 6th, 2009|02:52 pm] |
McCoy to Enterprise.
What in the blazes is going on? Captain? Spock?
Damn it, Jim! What the hell have you done now? |
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[Jul. 4th, 2009|08:59 pm] |
So this really isn't a joke/trick/or sabotage? |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2009|12:02 pm] |
This isn't my communicator. Or maybe it is my communicator, just 50 million years ago.
Kirk to Enterprise? Mr. Spock? |
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