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U.S.S Enterprise NCC-1701 {Star Trek} (the_enterprise) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-07-08 09:13:00

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c.b., enterprise, james kirk, jason todd, leonard h. mccoy, metallicar

This seems quite unusual. Why am I an organic life form?

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	lady_metallicar 2009-07-08 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	You must be new. That happens to all of us on the way through the storm, those of us who weren't human before, anyway. I used to be a car. I'm Che, there's a [website] that explains things in the brightest and most eye-watering way ever. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-08 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	Such anomalies are impossible. There has to be some sort of explanation. I must wonder if this is the holographic shape my Captain envisioned for me and this is some elaborate hoax. My designation is the U.S.S Enterprise NCC-1701. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_metallicar 2009-07-08 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	Around here the impossible's actually pretty common. Take a deep breath (you need to do that now, should fall into being automatic soon enough though) and take a look around, check your pockets, you should have ID or something somewhere. Not sure if this place'll translate your name the same as it did for me: Chevy Impala turned into Che V. Impala (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-08 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	I shall have to see. I am more accustomed to such things being stored in my memory banks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_metallicar 2009-07-08 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't even have that much, I just had ... memory for no real reason. I guess. Cars aren't known for remembering things, but I do, did, do. Whichever. Probably the most confusing part of being people is the balance thing, sometimes I still get that one wrong and trip on the floor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-08 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	The United Federation of Planets made sure that my memory banks were fully equipped for use when I was commissioned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_metallicar 2009-07-08 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	That's good to know. I think. You figure out who you are now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-08 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	I think so. I at least know where I am to habitate. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_metallicar 2009-07-08 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. You need help with anything, or ladyfriends to hang out with or whatever I'm usually available. If I'm not working, but I write the schedule, since I'm the boss, I can re-arrange days off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-08 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, again. I shall remember that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theredcaboose 2009-07-08 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	That's something most of our type have wondered, little lady. One moment we're made out of metal or whatever, and the next we're all... human-y. It's just what this universe does, apparently. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-08 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	By your statement, I would make the observation that you were not originally an organic life form either? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theredcaboose 2009-07-08 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	And you're right about that. I used to be a caboose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-08 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	Caboose... a manned rail transport vehicle coupled at the end of a freight train. Often used for as shelter by members of the crew. My memory banks fail as I can not find an image. They do not have... cabooses in my time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theredcaboose 2009-07-08 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not surprised. In my time, I rarely saw any other cabooses... but if they're all gone, what time do you even come from? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-08 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	My original commission was in 2245, but I also have odd memories and read outs of being commissioned in 2258. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theredcaboose 2009-07-08 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. That's a long time in the future. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-08 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	When are you from? What is the stardate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theredcaboose 2009-07-08 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Early 1984, according to what Control used to say. You're from a good few centuries after my time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-08 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	That is quite some time in the past. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notanescalator 2009-07-08 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Why shouldn't you be an organic life form, ma'am? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-08 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	Dr. McCoy. A familiar face, at least. Though I admit to never expecting to view you beyond an image in my crew files. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	redhero 2009-07-08 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Fascinating. What're you stepping up from? Hologram? Android? (Well, gynoid, clearly). (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-09 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	A Constitution class Federation starship. The USS Enterprise NCC-1701. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kirkhere 2009-07-09 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Well this is different. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-09 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, Captain Kirk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkhere 2009-07-09 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	You are looking quite beautiful, Enterprise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-09 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, my Captain. Is this how you would have envisioned me as an organic life form? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkhere 2009-07-09 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	To be honest I can't say I ever did envision you as an organic life form. Mind, I'm not complaining. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-09 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	It is not something I have ever heard of, that is for certain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkhere 2009-07-10 06:26 am UTC (link)
	I haven't either. Where are you, Enterprise? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-10 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	I find myself being housed [here]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkhere 2009-07-13 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	Mind if I meet you there, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_enterprise 2009-07-14 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	I do not mind at all, Captain. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kirkhere 2009-07-14 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Good. I'll see you soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)