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[Jan. 27th, 2009|12:05 pm] |
Wasn't that just a motherfuckin' TRIP!
You gotta admit though, I was one adorable kid, wasn't I? |
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[Jan. 19th, 2009|10:39 pm] |
Mom? Uncle Moros? Ate? Anyone?
I don't know where I am and it's dark in here. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2009|03:46 pm] |
I can't be certain, but I don't think there's that many of Them here. Wherever here is. They could be hiding. Laying low.
I don't know what I'm doing in an office, or what it was that dropped me here, but it seems like there's less of Them to deal with. They're still around, though. I can hear Them. |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2009|07:44 pm] |
[Locked from Father Clemens]
I'm in the mood to teach. Any innocents out there want some instruction? |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2009|10:38 am] |
Seeking: One final person to round out a small group for a Dungeons and Dragons game, with the potential to become a Dungeons and Dragons Campaign. This would start Tuesday night promptly at 7:00.
Requirements: Must enjoy Thai food, appreciate and adhere to a high level of hygiene, and be able to distinguish themselves intellectually from a sea turtle. Masters Degree preferred.
Feel free to apply below. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2008|01:00 am] |
Kakia, if you don't get a handle on whatever's shaking your family tree, you're going to sink your damn islands.
There. Someone had to say it. |
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[Dec. 28th, 2008|10:08 pm] |
Hello, World.
Looks like a brand new day. |
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[Dec. 28th, 2008|02:49 pm] |
Well, well. What have we here?
Looks like a shiny new playground.
Who wants to show me to the sandbox? |
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[Dec. 21st, 2008|12:32 am] |
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HO HO HO!!!
Everybody being good these last four nights before the flight?
There have been revisions to our policy regarding bad little boys and girls. We've been hassled into "going green" by our local activist elves, so instead of giving coal, we will be giving out soy sprouts. Something about leaving a minimal carbon footprint, whatever that means.
We're working overtime these next few days, to make sure each and every one of you gets exactly what you want this Christmas, or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, or even Ramadan and Festivus! We're branching out, up here at the North Pole! Enterprising! Getting everybody in on the holiday spirit! Whatever holiday suits you!
Anyone who hasn't sent out their letters to me can contact me personally, right here! |
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[Dec. 7th, 2008|11:16 pm] |
So, I'm back. Awesome, right? 'Least that means no more politics.
Oh, wait. Thank you, Ma. The subtlty of your points knows no bounds.
What'd I miss? |
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[Dec. 4th, 2008|07:20 pm] |
Now that I have a house boy, I'm thinking I should buy a house? I could just keep him in my apartment, but I figure sooner or later there won't be anything left to clean.
Anyone got any ideas? Places to move? Anything like that?
( Ate ) |
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[Dec. 1st, 2008|08:24 pm] |
Aunt Kiki won't let me break her pet. Damn it. Is anyone else up for being broken? |
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[Dec. 1st, 2008|09:10 pm] |
Speak, I am the Crimson One. |
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[Nov. 29th, 2008|07:45 pm] |
I'm feeling decidedly more generous today. Angel, make your way back to the suite. I have something for you. A few somethings.
Lady Kakia, Lady Adikia, I do remember the pair of you mentioning a party for the nights of Saturnalia? And I never bothered to offer my help. I'd like to remedy that, if you'd accept.
And... well, fuck it. Anyone else have a deep, dirty wish they're looking to get fulfilled? I'm in a giving mood. It doesn't happen often. Speak now, or forever wish you did. |
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[Nov. 12th, 2008|10:35 pm] |
It is about that time again, isn't it?
Damnit, she ran off.
I am not in the mood for this, this morning. |
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[Nov. 9th, 2008|03:15 am] |
So it appears I'm not married in this cute little world.
I could get used to that. |
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[Nov. 9th, 2008|02:03 am] |
What in the hell?
Fuck I need a drink. Where the hell is my goddamn bottle? |
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[Nov. 8th, 2008|12:36 pm] |
Not sure where the roller coaster came from, but it was a hell of a ride.
Damn sun burned my hand. Ow.
I need to eat. |
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[Nov. 7th, 2008|11:44 pm] |
More's the pity, the other bodies are a lost cause. 'Worse than a bloody fast food drive-thru with getting orders correctly (you're welcome for that, by the by), in the Creation department. But it's really not Our strong suit. And I think it rather regal, don't you?
With all the respect that's due, Lord Satan- go fuck yourself. I've been... repurposed, if you will. I didn't imagine you'd care- Not like I've heard from you in months.
Also, Alexia- if this was you? I owe you one. Something. A bloody large something. Interesting choice of keychain, but at this point, I could care less.
I'm assuming that means I have orders? Life is, for once, not entirely without its perks. |
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[Oct. 29th, 2008|11:15 pm] |
So on one hand... this kitchen is fantastic. And if everyone wants to consider it mine, well... I won't be telling Bobby Flay he's been outed.
On the other? This whole thing is weird.
I'm kind of torn... Figure out what's going on, or play with all these shiny appliances... |
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[Oct. 21st, 2008|06:18 pm] |
Sometimes I really wish I worked at a more interesting university. This Astronomy course of study is beyond boring.
The closest thing to fun I have is the Astrology and Mythology courses I'm teaching. |
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[Oct. 13th, 2008|09:55 pm] |
Anyone seen my ridiculously hot girlfriend around? I miss her terribly. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2008|01:19 pm] |
( Adikia ) |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2008|10:26 pm] |
Anyone up for some fucking, some trouble or some fucking trouble? |
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