Santa Claus (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} jollysaintnick) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} undertherainbow,@ 2008-12-21 00:32:00 |
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Everybody being good these last four nights before the flight?
There have been revisions to our policy regarding bad little boys and girls. We've been hassled into "going green" by our local activist elves, so instead of giving coal, we will be giving out soy sprouts. Something about leaving a minimal carbon footprint, whatever that means.
We're working overtime these next few days, to make sure each and every one of you gets exactly what you want this Christmas, or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, or even Ramadan and Festivus! We're branching out, up here at the North Pole! Enterprising! Getting everybody in on the holiday spirit! Whatever holiday suits you!
Anyone who hasn't sent out their letters to me can contact me personally, right here!