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Tweak says, "Your OTHER left!"

Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D. (quantum_ass) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2009-01-03 10:38:00

Entry tags:

adikia, cooper jones, peter parker, sheldon cooper

Seeking: One final person to round out a small group for a Dungeons and Dragons game, with the potential to become a Dungeons and Dragons Campaign. This would start Tuesday night promptly at 7:00.

Requirements: Must enjoy Thai food, appreciate and adhere to a high level of hygiene, and be able to distinguish themselves intellectually from a sea turtle. Masters Degree preferred.

Feel free to apply below.

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	colormewrong 2009-01-03 10:48 am UTC (link)
	Tell me, baby. Have you ever felt the curves of a woman? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-03 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	An algebraic curve or a transcendental curve? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	colormewrong 2009-01-03 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, darling. You and I must get together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-03 02:37 pm UTC (link)
	It looks as though we already have a full party, I'm afraid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	colormewrong 2009-01-03 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	That's too bad. I'm sure I'd have a fun time playing with your cards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-03 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	Cards? Pfft. D&D doesn't have cards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	colormewrong 2009-01-03 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't? Silly me. What does it have then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-03 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Well, there are character sheets, which I prefer to print on cardstock. And there are dice and miniatures and maps and rulebooks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	colormewrong 2009-01-03 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Interesting. I think I would like to learn this game, care to be my teacher? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-04 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Statistically speaking, teaching is a waste of time. Did you know the average graduation rate for colleges is only fifty percent? And with how easy it is to pass some of those classes, one has to assume the retention rate is even lower. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	slingingweb 2009-01-03 10:58 am UTC (link)
	I might be late. You know. Fighting crime. But it's been forever since I've felt the dice in my hand. Can I play? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-03 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	Ah. Well. I. Er. I suppose we can make an exception for crime fighting. Yes. That's. Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	1stbornextreme 2009-01-03 11:20 am UTC (link)
	So you've got Soren and myself down on that, right? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-03 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, you're already accounted for. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	teagirl 2009-01-03 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, that sounds fun! You're not full up yet, are you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-03 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	We are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teagirl 2009-01-03 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Well, darn it. That would have been fun. That's always the problem with stumbling into yet another alternate universe...finding a good gaming group. I'm Cooper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-03 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, well, we're still in the trial phase. Oh? So am I. Sheldon Cooper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teagirl 2009-01-03 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Well, maybe next time you can find a spot for me? I promise that I love Thai food, I am very hygienic, and I am currently working on my doctorate in linguistics and anthropology. Cooper Jones. It's very nice to meet you, Sheldon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	teagirl 2009-01-03 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'm seriously considering rolling a diplomacy check to see if I can change your mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-04 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	You would have to roll pretty high. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teagirl 2009-01-04 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	Well, half-elves get a +2 racial bonus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-04 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps, but once I've made up my mind the DC is incredibly high. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teagirl 2009-01-04 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	But a negotiator feat adds a second +2 bonus. I'm feeling pretty confident in my chances. After all, even if I fail, better to at least try than to give up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-04 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	My table only seats four. And I'm certainly not going to tell Spiderman that he isn't coming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teagirl 2009-01-04 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	I can see how unseating Spiderman would not be a conceivable notion. I'm perfectly willing to sit on the floor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-04 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	The floor? Ridiculous. I have carpet. It's impossible to gauge an accurate roll on carpet. And besides, even if you used a hard rolling surface, how would you reach the map? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teagirl 2009-01-04 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	I had every intention of using these newfangled contraptions I call legs to stand up when necessary so that I could access the table. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justcallmefred 2009-01-04 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	The only way you could be more geeky right now is if you played D&D, worked for Torchwood and were a master of computers. Oh wait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teagirl 2009-01-04 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Hey! Kyo is the mistress of computers, thank you very much Freddles. I merely dabble. That was entirely uncalled for, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justcallmefred 2009-01-04 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't mean you're any less geeky. This is dabbling? Come on. Naw, it's cute. I'm only teasing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teagirl 2009-01-04 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	I merely dabble with computers. This? So not dabbling. Thank you. This is why you're my favourite cousin who isn't actually from my reality. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justcallmefred 2009-01-04 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Total and utter dork. Beyond dorkism. I'm not even sure Kyo is this dorky. I'm sure my brother is though. Well you're my favorite cousin who isn't from my reality too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teagirl 2009-01-04 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	What's wrong with being a dork? It's fun! I am embracing my inner geek. We all need a bit of fun in our lives, Fred. Oh? Is that so? How have I never heard of this side of our dear Tyler? Yay! I feel special. Though to be fair...everyone else is your siblings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justcallmefred 2009-01-04 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing's wrong with being a dork, but you take it to epic levels. Of course, he's my brother. He has to be a dork. We have a third Time Lord genes, it's just kind of obvious he's a nerdling. Guess you've got a point there. Man I've got a lot of them. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ki2k 2009-01-03 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	Sadly, it looks like you're full. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-03 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	compassrose 2009-01-03 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	I'm working on my B.S. and I bathe at least once a day, if not more. Also, I kick ass as a barbarian. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quantum_ass 2009-01-04 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	Our party is full. (Reply to this) (Parent)