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[Oct. 24th, 2009|03:07 am] |
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF ... WHEREVER.
THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD.
I want to know, right this instant, what nefarious plot it is to kidnap me, put me in a place called New Orleans with horrible, crime-ridden streets, and no one knowing my name? I'm Captain Hammer, people!
Doctor Horrible! You must be behind this! Give yourself up, you dog! |
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[Jun. 13th, 2009|12:08 am] |
There is a gentleman at my door, banging incessantly.
He says he wants brains? Which I find particularly peculiar. I offered tea, but he yelled at me.
Perhaps I should offer cake? |
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[May. 6th, 2009|12:16 am] |
Notes to Self:
Good news! The potential Toy Soldiers of the future have the stamina that would be required to take over the world!
The bad news: They are covered in fluids. And... germs. Eeeeh.
Even the goggles don't always block out such hideous sights on the way to the grocery store. Next time I'll send the robots. |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2009|04:22 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | ares, cassidy turner, cthulhu, dean winchester, doctor steel, geoff chaucer, henriette stillman, melpomene, psyche, purifiers plot, robbie chase, sadako yamamura, soren skwigelf | ] |
So it seems a lot of people were worried... I wanted to say I'm ok. Still a bit tired, still a weird headache, but I'm hoping that'll fade in a few days. I'm sorry anyone had to worry, but it's nice to know there are people who will, you know? I'm incredibly blessed, and lucky to have you all.
( Ares )
( Aphrodite )
( Psyche )
( Robbie )
( Cthulhu and Doctor Steel )
( Sadako )
( Dean )
( Henn )
( Soren )
( Cass )
To any purifiers who might be lurking and read this? I offer the following thoughts:
1) I told you I wasn't a mutant.
2) I may be small, but my heart is big, and currently filled with love and adoration for those I care for. Yours? Three sizes too small. Work on that. Learn to love those around you, and this sort of thing won't happen.
3) I'd like my boots back, please.
( [ETA] Geoff ) |
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|09:43 pm] |
I hope whoever took my sister has made their last wishes known.
Any who would like to join in on the killing spree, report to North Korea, [address], immediately. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2009|01:11 pm] |
This day has been a most productive one! I was simply finalizing the communications network on my killbots when to my great surprise I had visitors! I generally do not allow visitors to my lab because of.. germs... and simply jettison unwanted guests through a series of tubes that lead to a large cannon. The splash it makes is infinitely more satisfying than the hamster cannon, however after its installment the post office insists I come to their building to obtain my shipments of uranium. In any case, I did not jettison these visitors today, as they bypassed the trap door, burst through my upstairs windows and swarmed down the stairs, much like the SWAT team used to do back home before being exposed to the mind control ray.
My visitors were rather interested in my robotic experiments. Of course I am a gracious host and was happy to demonstrate for them how my killbots work. Unfortunately my guests did not stay for cookies, and made quite a mess of the lab upon their exit.
I will have to design a scrubbing robot to get rid of all this splattered blood. |
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[Dec. 21st, 2008|12:32 am] |
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HO HO HO!!!
Everybody being good these last four nights before the flight?
There have been revisions to our policy regarding bad little boys and girls. We've been hassled into "going green" by our local activist elves, so instead of giving coal, we will be giving out soy sprouts. Something about leaving a minimal carbon footprint, whatever that means.
We're working overtime these next few days, to make sure each and every one of you gets exactly what you want this Christmas, or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, or even Ramadan and Festivus! We're branching out, up here at the North Pole! Enterprising! Getting everybody in on the holiday spirit! Whatever holiday suits you!
Anyone who hasn't sent out their letters to me can contact me personally, right here! |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2008|11:36 pm] |
Ah, what a beautiful day for creation!
The sun is shining safely behind gray clouds so I can't see the chemical trails the government leaves in our atmosphere (Despite what that spaceship says to the contrary). The experiments are thriving, the exploded robot parts are glistening with napalm, the bank account is... mysteriously, er, overflowing, I almost got a picture of that glowing.. thing, and plans for the Toy Soldier army to rise again are already in effect.
...It's night, you say?
Really?
Ah. Hm. Then those cookies must be very burnt by now. |
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