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I'm assuming everyone has made a full recovery from this illness?

Ben Kenobi

Now that it is over, would you like to resume our training?

My, what an incredibly unfortunate two weeks it's been.

Having a Hang In There poster has never been more of a boon.

The gym is still a work in progress, but it's finished up enough to use. There's a boxing ring, bags and pads, some weights, bars etc.

Please keep sparring friendly and if anyone wants a few tips I'm happy to show you a thing or two.

I am going through the Doors. I will go alone if no one wants to come but if you do, I plan to leave in half an hour

Um. If you happen to notice a large... sleeping... Snorlax and it's in the way. Let me know. He's really nice... just sleeps a lot.

He likes apples and most fruits.
He likes actually most food in general.

Anyway! He spends most of the time in the backyard of my house, but he may venture off.

Thanks!

So is everyone getting one of these things? I'm starting to feel left out.

Okay, now that I'm back on my feet, anyone wanna go through the doors with me? I heard they have a beach.

Luke Skywalker

We need to talk.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Master Kenobi,

I'm wondering if I could have a moment of your time?

I'm not really one for that whole doorway situation, usually, but I'm under the impression that there's been something more ideal about it than usual the last few days. It's hard not to be tempted, to see what there is on offer and to see what kind of resources we could get out of it. That's fine. It's always fine, you know? Just please remember to at least use the buddy system before you go getting too excited, okay? Better safe than sorry.

Also, a bit belated, but thanks to everyone who threw a fantastic black tie birthday party last week. I really appreciated it.

Everyone doing okay? Anyone new and trying to settle in that needs anything?

Sherlock Holmes. [...] Ugh Hi.

Good, now that that's over with, I've a proposal: a public lab. Strictly chemical-based, and a means to support the agriculture and medical facilities. It will keep me occupied, and it will keep you from having to associate with me. Productive for everyone. That is, assuming there isn't a lab like this already or you enjoy being forced into unpleasant company. I wouldn't recommend the latter. I'm not one for small talk.

Yes? No? I'm doing it regardless. Come if you wish—or don't. I'm dead, everything is DULL, and I don't care.

[ ooc content warning: brief mentions of death below! ]

Well. This has been a strange couple days.

I have a new house guest.. I think?
If anyone sees an adorable blue tinted yipping fox like thing, with a ruby horn... his name is Carbuncle. He's very friendly, and he's a messenger god from my world. He's supposed to be attached to Noctis, and I'm not sure why he's here with me.

He likes these things called Cheez-Its I found through the doors, and also most snacks and meat.
Very friendly and likes to be pet. But don't be surprised if he just appears out of nowhere next to you. He... does that.

So please don't hunt the blue fox. Thanks.

[Private Tony]
But what actually has me weirdly on edge...

Stabbed in my door jamb was my missing kukri that I lost before I came here during a fight.

How?

Is anyone else losing track of the days? I mean, not what day it is, but how long they've been here?

Also, has anyone seen Goose? He got out the other night and hasn't come back.

Note for the new people: Goose is a large orange flerken cat. He looks very sweet, but he is very dangerous.
If you see him, do NOT go near him. Let me know and I'll come to get him immediately.

Hello? Skywalker what did you do?