I must admit that I still find myself in a mild state of incredulity. To be spirited away to a penitentiary in a nebulously ascertained area by means unknown, is in itself cause for indignation. To do so in the middle of my ensuring the propagation of my species makes it more so. Particularly when, as you say, it is 'best' for me and the timeline from hence I hailed.

[the irritation in her voice is clear, but after a small pause and sigh, it lifts a little]

I apologize. Little will be achieved from griping. If those in charge of this facility and this machine, Acumen, was it? If you are listening I beseech that you at least return to me that Very Important item which you have taken. I assure you it is by no means dangerous.

If any others are listening, which I believe must be the case, then of you I ask to enlighten me. Whatever you can tell me about this Marina facility would be most appreciated.

( A dream is a wish your heart makes~ )
[Video]

[The video clicks on to see a familiar, but vastly changed face with the same dark eyes and shaggy hair. The eyes are wide and confused, there's a tenseness to the features, pinched.]

What happened?! N-No one said drinking alcohol would make me turn into an adult!

{OOC: Canon-update! Alma's memories are coming to him now, so expect some confusion and big mood swings. Action open to Team Free Will household and a few others like Yu.}

[The video clicks on to a smiling face that should be familiar to most of the dome.]

Hello! I wonder if I could have everyone's attention.

[She tilts her head, looking fondly out into the video audience.] I need some help. You see, [She turns the device so that the shelter stairwell is visible and at the bottom is a redhead—twisted and lying limply.] Orihime is blocking the stairs, and I wouldn't want anyone to trip and get hurt! Could someone remove the body? Watch your step please!

Acumen took the gun I was using, but I still need to kill the rest of the Japanese here. So, if you're Japanese please go ahead and kill yourself or meet me by the koi pond. I'll drown everyone just as fast as I can.

Oh, I hope the fish don't mind.

( OOC )

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[video]

-=whoever is watching is met with a pair of gold eyes that seem to be roving independently from each other, the left one nearly rolls all the way up into his head=-

...Hee?

-=then they both snap to the front, focused at least for a moment on the device as he jabs randomly at the screen=-

It's on!

-=comes another voice and a second face presses up against the cheek of the first, identical save for his hair and makeup=-

This piece of shit better work! HEY!! You assholes listening!?

Yeah! You're in trouble now! Heehee!!

-=and it perfect unison=-

WE, JASDEVI, HAVE BEEN WRONGFULLY ACCUSED! OUR BRILLIANT REPUTATION HAS BEEN TARNISHED FOREVER!

You better let us go now, heee!

Or this ain't gonna fucking end well!

AND GIVE US BACK OUR GUNS!!!

AH HA! [You might hear subtle hints of things exploding in the background—small things! It's really more like popping. Nothing at all to concern yourself with!]

Now that the prototype is done, I'd like to—what was that phrasing again? Ah yes!—wish you all a Merry Christmas. My gifts for everyone should be making their way around.

((OOC: See this post for details on the randomized kissing couples and how Mistletoe-kun operates. Feel free to comment here directly to Anissina or to play out your random kissing—just make it clear in the subject please!))

[_{It starts off pretty quiet, maybe a grunt here but other then that, silence. That greeting message? Ignored. Headset? Forgotten even if it is on his head. The ball-and-chain probably won't even be notice until he trips over it}]

...Oi...?

.....OI, WHAT DID YOU BRATS DO?!

[_{He stands wondering where he is. Never seen this place before. A lot of things are off here! Where the hell did the room go? Why is it dark?}]


The hell is this?? I don't remember any place like this on the Ark!

[_{BAM!-that's just his foot connecting with the door and unsuccessfully not kicking it down. In fact it hurts him more then any damaged done to stupid door}---SCREW THIS!]


Keh. Think some stupid door can hold Jasdebi in? Wrong! We'll just blast it down, right Jas---wha....my....
[_{Frantically pats himself down}] WHA---WHO STOLE MY GUN!?!


[_{Pause. Wait.}]

...Jasdero?....Jasderoooooooooo!

Jasderooo...! Where are you?!?