Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: Stolen Moments (This Whirlwind) (Hermione/Draco)
Author: dead_sexydexy
Summary Was lame and a better one will be put here before posting.
Established Pairings Draco/Astoria, Hermione/Ron
Infidelity Pairing Hermione/Draco
Rating: PG
Genre: Angst-ish Shakespearian Sonnet
Warnings: infidelity
Notes: Draco's POV
Original Story: This Whirlwind by nightfalltwen


( Stolen Moments )

PIMP:This is my entry for the: I Would NEVER Forget Your Birthday! Fanfic and Poetry Challenge
at Immeritus in celebration of Immy's birthday. If you've never been to the site, it is THE Sirius Black Fan Club. It's chock full of Art,FanFic, Poetry, discussion, and fantastic people. /pimp

Title: He's at Hogwarts
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating:PG
Form:poetry
Characters:Sirius
Notes: This poem is inspired by PoA Chapter 19--The Servant of Lord Voldemort:

Harry remembered what Mr. Weasley had told Mrs. Weasley. "The guards say he's been talking in his sleep…always the same words…'He's at Hogwarts.'"

"It was as if someone had lit a fire in my head, and the dementors couldn't destroy it….It wasn't a happy feeling.. it was an obsession…but it gave me strength, it cleared my mind."

Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


( He's at Hogwarts… )

Title: Dear Diary (Late Night Confessions)
Challenge:Re-post
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:R
Form: Poetry: Limerick 4 stanzas
Word Count 125
Characters: Remus/unstated; Remus/Sirius
Warnings: oral sex
Notes: The premise is Remus writes a confession in his diary after going on a double date with Sirius and two nameless girls. Sirius reads and responds.


( Dear Diary (Late Night Confessions) )

Title:Red Cheeks
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating:NC-17
Form:Poetry: Limerick 9 stanzas
Word Count 241
Characters: Hermione/Harry, (Ginny/Hermoine/Harry)
Warningsthreesome (remembered), oral sex, nipple clamps,
Notes: 1 of 3 of an AU PWP series. They're post Hogwarts 20-21.
Summary: Hermione remembers a threesome she shared with Harry & Ginny. She swipes Ginny's nipple clamps and she and Harry have red hot monkey love. (Told you it was PWP)
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.

( Red Cheeks )

Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Poetry: Limerick
Characters: Ron pondering House Elves. Hermione stomped off in a huff.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.



House Elves

House elves do not get paid.
Their rags are filthy and frayed.
Yet I sit and I ponder,
I really do wonder...
Do house elves ever get laid?

Title:Marauders
Prompt: none
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13 underage drinking
Form: Poetry: Limerick of 6 stanzas
Characters: MWPP
Notes: Stanza's 1-4 from each Marauder's pov. Stanza 5 all. Stanza 6 Sirius.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.



( Marauders  )

Title: Picnic
Prompt:Picnic for hp_prompts x posted to potter_fans and prony_biker ETA: Well, it will be posted to prony_biker as I am a dork and not a member yet and must await approval. :p
Author: dead_sexydexy
Characters: Sirius/Lily
Warnings mutual oral sex
Notes Last line is meant to be spoken by both. ;)
Rating:R
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.

( Watch out for ants! )

I've decided to put legitimate effort into keeping a separate fic and poetry journal and here it is. Please excuse the boring layout. I tend not to be fussed with such, but I will be searching out something with sidebars soon. Also, check out my userinfo and be warned that my writing is all over the place ratings wise. Adult rated work and longer entries will go behind cuts. I go through gen phases, smut phases, het phases and slash phases. I write whatever pairings my muse forces down my throat is kind enough to give me as he is impossible to live with otherwise. (Yes, a bit odd but my muse is a male. He isn't Lucius Malfoy, but looks so similar it's scary and he keeps me captivated with his cane-- again not exactly the movie!cane, but close--as will be evident in several poems.

Anyway, I'll start with 2 of my all time favorites. The first one is specific to Immeritus THE Sirius Black Fan Club. In fact, if you like limericks in general and Harry Potter limericks in particular, I invite you to check out the limerick thread in the Poetry forum. There are hundreds of limericks about many HP characters, not just Sirius. /shameless fangirl pimpage

Title: Thanks Immeritus
Author: Dexy
Rating: PG
Fandom: HP
Character/Pairings: Sirius, hubby, me, Immeritus -- wow 4 "characters" in 5 lines!
Style: Limerick
Comments and Con Crit: Are Love

Title: The Door
Author: Dexy
Rating: PG
Fandom: HP
Characters: MWPP
Style: Limerick
Comments and Concrit: Are Love