*old poem* House Elves Author:dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented Rating: PG-13 Form: Poetry: Limerick Characters: Ron pondering House Elves. Hermione stomped off in a huff. Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
House Elves
House elves do not get paid. Their rags are filthy and frayed. Yet I sit and I ponder, I really do wonder... Do house elves ever get laid?