HELP! Please!!!??!

Sarah Connor?

Well this isn't Gotham OR Star City, but I bet there's idiots on the streets.

Aren't there enough weirdos in costumes running around any other night?

What fun is this? Oh joy!

What strangeness doth bring me here? What a magic place this seems, and yet, odd, this night...

What black sorcery hath summoned me?! I swear on my sword and shield, upon the crown of my king, that no quarter shalt be given to those responsible! This land is not the land of my fathers. I find that there are iron beasts roaming thy countryside, with the people in them still alive. I must findeth the king of this place. Surely, a great dragon must be slain, that I may prove myself worthy of passage from here.

I don't belong here. I had plans in Brooklyn tonight. Drug deal going down. Won't be a good deal for them. But that was before I wound up in.. wherever this is. Ah well, doesn't matter. I'm sure it's the same as anywhere else. There will always be the guilty. Those that require... punishment.

So this is the Aboveground...

..Doesn't seem that boring..a lot of potential to be had.

Now someone explain NOW why in the Seven Hells that I'm here!

What in Rao's name is going on?

It seems like the whole world has gone crazy!

Now I'm going to have some fun.

I doubt there's many left who haven't dressed up in a costume already, but for anyone who hasn't yet? Do the rest of us a favor and don't.

If there's anyone out there who's still sane, please tell me I'm not the only one.

John, I'm heading to the big party to try and do some damage control. Maybe I can stop some people from hurting themselves. I don't know why I get myself involved in these things...

Gigi, please tell me you have a failsafe built in for this crazy time. Please.

Jay? Baby? Mmmm, Jay make it over. You're part of G, make it over with him. Lick you good, JC, eat you 'til dawn if you do.

Come on baby. . .

....I can do the poofy thing now! Oh fuck yes. Let's see you catch me now motherfuckers!

Fuck all of you. . .Fuck you Logan, get over here and GET IT OUT NOW!!!!

What devilry is this!!?

All you ladies wanna piece of this? Verooooon-ica.... get another taste, you cock tease. Cassie, NEW MEAT hahahaha. Fuck, Dick, you always checked me out in the locker room, put that pretty mouth of yours to good use. OH GOD LILS, remember we used to do it like rabbits? LOKI! Dude, can you imagine? ANGEL ON ANGEL?

Nah, fuck fucking. DRUGS. Do anything for ... Fuck the weed, try some X, some reeeeally good shit.

Sev, you little pansy, don't you dare come over to the Grand, nothing here for you, unless you wanna double barrell that nice little 15 year old you keep stringing on.

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Oh, hey not that you ladies aren't... um. See I took vows, holy vows in the sight of God, and I love Tess, she's the mother of my child, I would never do anything to hurt her. I don't even see you guys as WOMEN any more, you're just... friends. And Loki and Dick are my dearest friends, sex would just be... icky.

Drugs are bad, mkay.

Severus, HELP.

Avast, mateys.

Hello?

EXTERMINATE

Hmmmm. . .

Hello, boys. Who wants to come play with Mama? Poor Mama feels so unloved, ball and chain won't touch her.